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Stand-Up Comedy, Writer

Georgia, USA
Joined January 2017
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Tournament of Topics at the Globe Athens. 11/24/24. I made it to the semi-finals. This is round one.
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Tournament of Topics at the Globe Athens. 11/24/24. I made it to the semi-finals. This is Round Two. It was a tricky one.
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🧽 x 🐒 Follow and RT with #XboxAllStarBrawlsweepstakes for a chance to win one of these vibrant @NickBrawlGame Xbox Series X consoles. Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: xbx.lv/3DuviGj
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#photography Ocoee River 7/31/21 – at Georgia, USA
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Electing people like Cruz shows you what absolute fuckwits Republican voters are. This fat-headed cornball has no business being on display anywhere, except stocks in a town square so people can throw old tomatoes at him. – at Athens, GA
.@BreitbartNews: Sen. Cruz: β€˜I Believe Joe Biden Is Jimmy Carter 2.0β€˜ breitbart.com/clips/2021/07/…
The answers are: Yes. Because I’m not a bitch. – at Athens, GA
Do you feel safe without a gun? Why?
Whatever shit job you expect someone to do for $7.25 per hour, understand that job is not some fucking honor you are bestowing. You want someone to help you make money. Pay them accordingly and stop whining that people aren’t chomping at the bit to work for your bullshit wage. – at Athens, GA
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So excited! – at Athens, GA
Everything β€” from creatures to stars to black holes β€” will eventually decay into nothingness. pst.cr/AU3wX
If you bought these shoes you’re a certifiable fucking CLOWN. – at Athens, GA
Imma tell my kids this was Bernie sanders – at Athens, GA
He looks like the last popsicle in the freezer.
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Man, fuck. This is awful news. – at Athens, GA
Jessica Walter, the award-winning actress best known for portraying Lucille Bluth in 'Arrested Development,' has died. She was 80 years old. rol.st/2OXYz8Z
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