Alli Prince Author

One day i will be a very famous author who has their own PR team, and someone else will run my X account for me, and I will constantly battle them for the passwords so I can keep posting mildly inappropriate dank thoughts that ruin my reputation, and it will be GLORIOUS.

Catch me trying to convince everyone i know and love to move to Ohio

Its so pretty 😭

Watching my email inbox fill up while im on a mission trip like

Ive never been more crushed than to hear that playing cards is seen as inappropriate in the Philippines 😔

They speakin FRENCH on this plane instead of Spanish

On today's episode of weird dreams: had a nightmare my roomate was slurping down Mac and cheese in the shower

Ive deleted Facebook and Instagram off my phone so I can really focus this week. And yes that is why ive been more active on Twitter 🤗🤭

I made my tummy hurt 😭😵‍💫 how could the gummy bears betray me like this

I think 13-year old Alli, who was not allowed to eat any sort of gummy candy, would be beyond thrilled if she could see the giant bag of gummy bears on my desk rn

Anxiety is so strange. It's like, screamin at ya, "Danger! Danger! You're in danger!" and you're just like, "Babe, it's an email."

Ngl, im looking at pictures of my hair when it was short like guys in movies look at pictures of their dead wives

I love when a movie's main character commits 1. Trespassing 2. Vandalism 3. Theft and 4. Wildfire Araon, and then does not face the consequences of her actions :D which is exactly what you get when you watch Hoppers

What was that loud boom??? Don't worry it was just me sneezing a bajillion times in a row 😔

Question - do i call the police if i move to a new neighborhood, am trying to fall asleep, and then hear the neighbors screaming and hitting tribal drums?

If you could ??? W O U L D Y O U?

Me, starving and bedrotting while doomscrolling: *feed is nothing but food reels*

You know, I actually do like that Wendy's fries always taste a little bit like dirt. Makes em feel rustic.

The call for Dr. Pepper is so strong today