So important! Happy for you. Kill the day!

So smug too. 🤮

Friend in my church: My daughter follows the Dave Ramsey system. Me: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. She looked at me funny and kept talking.

I can't stand Dave Ramsey.

He is fragile. Most of us are not.

This gal makes her own tallow lotion, takes #bitcoin as payment, and is a delightful person. Support her!

The bread isle at the grocery store.

Kinda liked it better before I saw the guy who sings it.

Priceless!

I'm sorry. 💔

My sister in law gets these for me every year for my birthday and I throw them straight into the garbage.

I haven't pumped gas in my own car except just a few times in my entire marriage. That's the kind of thing that makes me feel loved.

No doctors get in trouble doing D&C's. To suggest so is absolutely ridiculous.

We're good. Thanks.

If my husband did this I would immediately think: he's having an affair.

The pipe broke. We know how that goes.

We were paying 8K a month and the basics like brushing her teeth weren't being done.

Big bottomed girls.

The funny thing is, I thought I was going to Bruce Springsteen and I got there and it was Rick Springfield. Hahaha

I saw him in concert 40 years ago!