The first rule of Allotment Fight Club is: You do not talk about Allotment Fight Club. (I do terrible things to snails!) 🐌 #allotment #snails #slugs
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When you’ve spent all day building a dam on the beach “for the kids” and realise the tide is coming in…
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It’s nearly time for lewd plants 🌱
Of course they’re lewd, we’re the ones taking pictures of their sexual organs.
There’s a reason why flowers resemble vaginas and penises…
Let’s talk about (plant) sex, baby!
Some can pollinate themselves (handy!)
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The new Tango advert is insane! #snooker
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Great day out at the @gardenpresevent meeting up with some awesome peeps @DirtyGardenH0E @greedy_gardens @beardygardener @AllotmentFight I don’t know if any of the others have twitter lol #gardenpressevent
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There's a pumpkin on my allotment that's now seen three prime ministers and two monarchs
RHS Level 2 qualified gardeners vs Me winging it with Google searches on one bar of mobile signal at the plot! #GardeningTwitter
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Instagardeners filming their dahlias be like… #dahlias #GardeningTwitter #GardenersWorld #Influencers
Me as the slugs resign one by one from my garden… #BorisJohnson #GardeningTwitter
Me watching Paul McCartney AND Dave Grohl at Glastonbury! #PaulMcCartneyAtGlasto #davegrohl
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