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Austin, Texas
Joined February 2012
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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allan retweeted
Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.
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Meek Mill? The open source contributor?
I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?
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People hate daylight savings because you lose an hour. I see it as one hour closer to reporting Q1 results for the shareholders.
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We are heartbroken over the passing of Ryder Harrington. From everything shared by those who knew him, Ryder was a light, a beloved son, brother, and friend, and passionate member of the Red Raider community, who brought energy, kindness, and joy everywhere he went. The impact he had on the people around him is clear. We’re keeping the Harrington family, his friends, and the Texas Tech/Austin community in our thoughts during this unimaginable time. A GoFundMe has been set up to support his family. The link is in our bio and down below for anyone who is able to help.
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Unpopular opinion: I think GTA VI should retail for $200 for the first two years.
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“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers
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Multiculturalism will tear our country apart.
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I have a serious spending problem when it comes to Girl Scout cookies.
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I love Black Friday week because it reminds me which emails I need to unsubscribe from,
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Tweeted For No Particular Reason
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10 years ago I met @xoxodeadbeef at the StartUp Crawl. He taught me to never `tail -f` these girls and focus on my paper.
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Every night I treat myself to one Oreo for a job well done.
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babeeee you did such an amazing job clicking on your computer today❤️
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allan retweeted
Exploding pagers via a potential supply chain attack is a new threat vector unseen at this scale before Also unseen at this scale and exploding is my strategy for B2B sales 🧵👇
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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all
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With summer winding down, I wanted to share some songs that I’ve been listening to lately – and it wouldn’t be my playlist if it didn’t include an eclectic mix. I hope you find something new to listen to!
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this is in el paso........ this world is crazy what can a young mexican do if they can't be emo?
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I think the next hobby I want to pursue is building a bird sanctuary / wildflower garden. Q1 2025 goal
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