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Cinderella pulling a fitted sheet on the bed:
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sick of this
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Toxic shock syndrome was propaganda by big tampax #marketing
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adults need tummy time too
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If I saw an avatar in real life I would hit it with my car
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who’s going to dance for us now that brazil is out of the world cup ☹️
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If I ever see Wario I will strangle him with an HDMI cord
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every woman’s bathroom should have tampons just like how everything should have pockets
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it’s harder than u think to communicate w someone who isn’t familiar w the world of spongebob
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elon musk is willy wonka
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the average 23 year old has heard the song riptide about one million and a half times
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I CAJTBRUEJFBSKFHSKBD
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paddington but every time they say marmalade it speeds up
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it’s hard to look hot while plugging in an HDMI cord
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dont care + having fun + playing
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Had a dream where I started selling this hat and it gradually took over my life
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Got super high and filmed croods 2 like a concert
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waiting for my parents to admit that them raising me catholic was just a bit
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i had a phase in 6th grade where the penguins of madagascar were my actual heroes
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