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I am missing @exitthelemming this week. Greatly loookng forward to more birds and Ade.
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This is, unreservedly, my favorite account of an ambassador behaving badly, from a diplomatic oral history site. I read this years ago and cannot forget it, and you wonโ€™t either. (If they made this a movie, itโ€™d be R rated.) adst.org/2015/06/this-woman-โ€ฆ
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Superb. What a montage. Needs more Ann-Margret and Jimmy Cagney but otherwise, amazing.
The transitions between each section are incredibly smooth. Itโ€™s so good that I got completely absorbed in this arrangement and almost forgot about the original soundtrack.
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โ€œMy late brother Francis, staying with a French family to improve his knowledge of the language, was helping himself to cheese at dinner. The plateau included a wedge of brie, and the inexperienced Englishman, instead of slicing along the side, cut off the point, or nose. His hostess, exercising that special French skill in making foreign visitors feel at ease, remarked: โ€˜Je nโ€™ai jamais vu personne qui dรฉcoupรขt comme รงa le nez dโ€™un brie.โ€™ Francis said that he distinctly heard, in the air above the family dining-table, the sharp hiss of the circumflex over the third person singular of the past subjunctive.โ€ โ€” John Sturrock, London Review of Books 1996
Anatomy of a baguette ๐Ÿฅ– Who gets the crispy quignon at your house?
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When my eldest went off to uni I was really sad. There's v little music or poetry about that moment. But there is this beautiful prayer by DC-B which I tweet every year. Do share it ...
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Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.
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Iโ€™ve got so much respect for the writers, poets and musicians who insisted on joining up in WW1, or becoming medics or stretcher-bearers, even if they were ill or long over-age: Edward Thomas, Maurice Ravel, Henri Barbusse, Ford Madox Ford, Toscanini, Compton Mackenzie, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Reynaldo Hahn, Guillaume Apollinaire, Arnold Schoenberg, C.E. Montague (who dyed his white hair to get in), John Buchan, Hugh Walpole (only 30 but with awful eyesight), and the wonderful Colette, who at 41 smuggled herself into the fighting area round Verdun to be with her husband, and tended to wounded soldiers under heavy fire. What a woman!
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The reflection tells the story: a pram, a wheelchair, and all the years between. We spend a lifetime seeking independence, only to discover that love, care and human connection were what mattered all along.
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Well Private Eye moves away from the "silly season" sneering and sums up the Arday tradegy really well.
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The unspoken male road trip leaderboard is very real. Nothing ruins your day like getting back on the interstate and seeing the same semi-truck you passed 20 minutes ago
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Fridtjof Nansen has the best true story of any human being of the last two hundred years, and there is still no film of it. Before he was twenty-seven, working at the Bergen Museum on hagfish and sea squirts with a new Zeiss lens, he found that nerve cells do not fuse into one continuous network, and wrote that the theory had to be abandoned. That is the neuron doctrine. It is the ground floor of every piece of brain science since. Cajal published his version the following year. He and Golgi took the Nobel Prize for it in 1906. By then Nansen was in the footnotes, because he had left. He defended the thesis on 28 April 1888. Four days later he was in Copenhagen with a pair of skis, heading for Greenland, and he learned he had passed his doctorate months afterwards on the far side of the ice cap. He crossed from the east coast deliberately, because the east coast was uninhabited. Once the ship put him down there was no depot behind him and no settlement to crawl back to, so the only survivable direction was forward across an unmapped ice sheet until he hit a town. He deleted the retreat before he took a step. He hit the town, missed the last boat of the season, and spent the winter with Inuit hunters learning the kayak, the clothing, the dogs and the food, which was the fresh kill eaten fresh, fat first. Five years later he had a ship built with a rounded hull so the ice would squeeze it upwards instead of crushing it, sailed it into the pack and let it freeze solid on purpose, because he had worked out that the ice was a current and he intended to ride it over the top of the planet. When the drift fell short he got off and walked north with one companion, two kayaks and a team of dogs, reached 86ยฐ14โ€ฒ, further than any human being had ever been, and turned round with the ship gone, no land within hundreds of miles and the food running down. They spent nine months in a stone hut roofed with walrus hides. Two men, one greasy sleeping bag, living on bear meat fried in blubber. And because they were Norwegian and had never been properly introduced, they addressed each other with the formal form of "you" for the entire winter. They walked out in May with their teeth still in. That is the halfway point of the man's life. He then stopped exploring altogether, helped prise Norway out of its union with Sweden, ran famine relief in Russia in 1921, and invented a travel document for stateless people because no government on earth would issue them one. The Nansen passport, honoured by more than fifty countries. Nobel Peace Prize, 1922. Kenneth Branagh has played Shackleton on television. This one is still sat there unmade. He died of a heart attack at sixty-eight. There it is, they say. The meat got him. February 1930: skiing in the mountains with two old friends, who noticed he was slow and tiring easily. Home, and then months flat on his back with influenza and then phlebitis, which is an inflamed vein with a clot sitting in it. On 13 May he was on the balcony talking to his daughter-in-law, stopped in the middle of a sentence and was dead before she crossed the floor. Three months immobile, a clot in the leg, sudden collapse. Every doctor reading this recognises that shape, and it is not a furred artery. There was no autopsy. In 1930, at home, heart attack was a phrase people used rather than a finding anybody established. He also ate ordinary Norwegian food for sixty-seven of his sixty-eight years. The bear and the blubber were nine months, thirty-four years before the end, and he came out of them heavier and stronger than he went in. A man eats steak, reaches ninety and dies in his sleep, and a stranger on the internet files it under saturated fat. Shackleton dropped dead at forty-seven in a bunk at South Georgia and nobody has spent a hundred years interrogating his dinner. Nansen crossed Greenland, reached 86 north, rewrote the science of the brain, fed a continent, and died with the plans for another Arctic expedition on his desk. Somebody make the film.
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A Choice of Coward - Present Laughter (10th August 1964). Garry Essendine (Peter Wyngarde) finds himself under siege from an over enthusiastic playwright, Roland Maule (James Bolam).
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Freshly dumped in Perth after 11 years.
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Pound to a penny there are thousands of Jason Ardays in academia and the wider public sector
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If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
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Wise words from Steve...
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In March of 1973, a man wrote to E. B. White, the author of Charlotteโ€™s Web, confessing that he had lost all faith in humanity. Here was E. B. Whiteโ€™s reply
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This sounds about right....
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