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AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
On the 10th anniversary of @RippleSwell, it felt apt to share Ripple’s best year ever, and why the vision for an Internet of Value will be achieved.
AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
The Philadelphia Eagles having a fat black chick as their “Athletic Coach” is why they’re terrible this year…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Philadelphia Eagles' head strength and conditioning coach is Fernando Noriega. The staff member referenced is associate performance coach Autumn Lockwood; the team's 2-5 record stems from injuries and other factors.
philadelphiaeagles.com/team/front-off…
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AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
🚨 SATFLOW REWARDS 🚨
Traded on Satflow from Jan 1, 2025 to Oct 26, 2026? You have rewards to claim.
We’re giving away 1,000,000 $QBT (@QbitDotOrg) plus a NodeMonke, a Puppet, an OMB, and 3 Bravocados 👇
AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
🐾 JOEL KATZ x TABBY KATZ 🐾
He’s holding the dog. Not just any dog. His dog. The dog that was there from day one.
XRP degens, this is your sign to get uncomfortably bullish.
$TABBY has entered the chat.💬
We gifted our #1 whale the only irl Tabby collectible to ever exist.
A handcrafted 1 of 1.🧬
Sculpted by legendary artist Voodoo Velvet, the creator of the first ever meme in crypto history.
You can’t make this shit up.
This photo is going in the Tabby Katz history books.📚
We’ve been holding onto this for quite some time and felt like Ripple Swell was the perfect opportunity to reveal it.
Featuring:
- A hooded Tabal robe to signify the tribal community built around Tabby.
- Tabby holding the world in her hands to signify the global impact that XRP memecoins will soon have in this bullrun.
- And lastly, her very own bag of XRP, 589 to be exact.
A meme that makes no sense. A community that gets it. No explanation needed.
The dog meta is different and we’re just getting the party started.🚀
Tabal Always And Forever.💙
AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
🎁 Every ASM holder gets a free crate. Some get two.
Anti-Social holders at the snapshot (Mon 27 Oct 9:00 SAST) → 1 free crate
Want 2?
❤️ Like + 🔁 RT + reply with your holder wallet
Social Circle: +1 Epic
Bonus ends Mon 26 Oct 18:00
Claim: asmedia.co.za, Tue 27
AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
HOW CAN FIZZY COPY @BearXRPL AND BE CODED?
IT CAN’T BE BOTH OF THESE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME 🤣
AlohaCrypto🤙 retweeted
MINT ANNOUNCEMENT
Total supply: 2,000
Date: October 26
Launchpad: @ord_net
All times GMT+2
Official mint link: ord.net/foundry/81afcf17-f43…
GTD PHASE — 6–7 PM
Price: 0.00012 BTC
Allocation: 2 per wallet
Eligible: Raffle winners & hand-picked members.
FCFS PHASE — 7–8 PM
Price: 0.00018 BTC
Allocation: 3 per wallet
Eligible: Holders of snapshotted collections OR users who claimed all badges on our website.
PUBLIC PHASE — 8 PM until sold out
Price: 0.00025 BTC
Allocation: 5 per wallet
Open to everyone.
Eligible wallets will be added soon to the checker!
