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not your doctor, your lawyer, nor your financial advisor. might be your neighbor though // ✝️♂️: accepting wife applications

Indiana, Umamerica
Joined September 2025
The Greatest News in all of human history, summarized in a single tweet:
Replying to @OVTweetmarck
Christ's message is crystal clear: You are not as holy as you think you are. But you are also not lost, even mired as you are in sin. Repent, strive for holiness, and God will not abandon you.
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JAPAN HAS LEARNED TO GIGAQUOTE I REPEAT JAPAN HAS LEARNED TO GIGAQUOTE
>>日本のインターネットは7割くらいが右翼
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Your waifu is waiting for you to assist the fight for our existence as Otakus!
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🎃 Happy Halloween! 👻 Trick or Treat! 🍬
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🍭🎃SISTER?WITCH?or Trick🦇🎃
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ハロウィンということでヌメラちゃん再掲載! (ここずっと疲労続いてるので今年は描かないつもり)
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“Gravity is funny to me. Why do they think it applies even if I don’t believe in it?”
christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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A bit early, but… 🎃
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ハロウィンコーデ🎃
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Trick or...
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just spoke to an insider. nothing will ever be the same again. a whole new heaven and earth. first will be last. blessings on the poor, woes on the rich. the meek inheriting the earth. that type of shit. it’s literally over for some of you
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#silksong 🎃Hqppy Halloween🎃
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Dumblepoasting to own the libs losing it over our patriette icon: "In response to WIRED... the Department of Education quoted Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: 'Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean it’s not real?'"
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mega Gardevoir
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His ass can't sing
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You mean Benjamin Franklin? The guy who wrote an entire series of satirical letters under the persona of Silence Dogood (a middle-aged widow by the way) starting when he was 16 years old??? If you think Ben Franklin wouldn’t be rocking an anime profile picture you’re just incorrect.
It's not ours either, it's degenerate and disgusting. Or did you seriously think our Founding Fathers would approve of this shit?
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ハッピーハロウィンデュランダル!🎃
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Trick or Treat👻🎃🍭
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I love prequel memes. And I’ve been enjoying the sort of Zoomer take on the Star Wars prequels floating around X for the last couple of days. A lot of these takes hinge on the idea of Anakin as representative of the white male experience in a progressive culture, where the good guys are actually the bad guys, and the bad guys are the good guys. And there is a good deal of truth to that. But I think there’s something important being overlooked, something that is central to how I read the story. I see the first six Star Wars movies as essentially being about fatherhood. Anakin has no father. He comes from a single-parent home. Qui-Gon Jinn takes an interest in Anakin as a person. He is a benevolent fatherly presence who advocates for Anakin, sees his potential, and wants to protect and guide him. And part of that protection is even from the Jedi Order itself, since Qui-Gon disagrees with some of its ways. The great tragedy of that first movie is that Qui-Gon, Anakin’s only true father figure, dies. Anakin is left to be raised by a cold Jedi Order and Obi-Wan Kenobi, who functions more like an older brother. Obi-Wan loves Anakin, but he is no father. Without fatherly guidance and protection, Anakin struggles to enter the world of men and is used by two sides: a cold, detached Jedi Order and a manipulative false father in Palpatine. And just as Anakin becomes the one thing he never had, a father, he loses much of his humanity, his wife, and his family. That is the central tragedy of the prequels. Now consider the original trilogy. You have a son who is raised by a father figure in Uncle Owen and eventually finds himself under the care of a much older and more fatherly Obi-Wan. So, Luke was actually fathered, unlike Anakin. The series slowly turns into Luke’s quest to see his father redeemed. In the end, Luke is unwilling to kill his father. And Anakin finds his redemption by killing his own false father to rescue his son. That is the triumph of the original trilogy: a son pulling his father back from the darkness by becoming the man his father once desired to be. And that father, even at the very end of his life, being awakened and doing what it takes to give his son a future. That’s how I read Star Wars. The tragedy of fatherlessness, and the triumph of sonship and fatherhood.
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