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28. She/her. Ace. This is a safe place for women who aren’t white supremacists. Christian, but “love your neighbor” kind, not “storm the capitol” kind.

Your mom’s bedroom
Joined March 2011
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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THE NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE ARTS WOULD LIKE THEIR FUNDING BACK TOO
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what did she know
girl in red has changed the cover of her hit song “we fell in love in october” from red to blue.
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if you’re a republican thinking about moving to florida, we actually have pride parades running everyday, we still wear mandated masks, and orlando is 90% socialist. the media doesn’t report on this, it’s all real
bro the amount of people from flipped red states that are about to move down to Florida i actually cant take this fuckkkkk
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In Woke 3.0 we are rebooting Fear Factor and making RFK, Jr. eat a new recalled food each week
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Back when GTA V released it was 8.4 GB on consoles, and later when ported to PC it was 65 GB, which is an increase of about 7.74x. Thus, we can expect GTA VI's file size on PC to be 1.64 TB.
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we’re turning data centers into pokemon centers
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Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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"This generation is too coddled"—said a 70-year-old who wouldn't even share a water fountain with a Black person.
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sooo happy for her but i can’t get over the fact that her last name is montgomery and she’s now a representative in alabama. fierce
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Don't fall for the rebrand that JD, DeSantis, and Cruz are trying to pull. They want to run for President in 2028 so they're trying to pretend they were sensible republicans this whole time. They made their terms about trans people and woke DEI. Don't let them shift blame.
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I will never understand why so many Christians seem to think our faith is more compatible with conservative politics. I find it bewildering. It’s precisely because of how I interpret the words of Jesus that I lean left.
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nah like i really like her. this is a real politician. loses and immediately knows they will rebuild for the people. cant rely on the DNC (as most of these things go) but 3 points away????? yeah. it's gonna happen
Angie just announced for 2028 ….. lock in and get ready for the 💞💓
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The white house tweeting “he’s still your president” in the same way that a loser ass man will say “still fucked” is…something lmao
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First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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Florida going from ron desantis to byron donalds is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.🤷‍♂️
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They had to add in more woke after last night
‘GOD OF WAR - LAUFEY’ has been delayed by 3 months to May 20, 2027.
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Libbing out is over, time to demand what we fought for, starting with basics: - stop funding Israel, in every capacity - universal healthcare - abolishment of ICE and prosecution of everyone involved Those are the BASICS because fighting doesn’t stop after Election Day
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like clockwork…
We are now officially living in the book of Revelation
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