Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

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🎴 · Oct 21, 2026 · 5:16 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 21

if you’re not making it difficult for your opponents to find spaces between the lines in 2026, you’re not a football club. this man u team suppose dey play cricket

Efrebor 💞 · Oct 19, 2026 · 8:36 PM UTC

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Efrebor 💞@wickedsousOct 19

A sign of a well developed adult is their ability to challenge authority btw But they flogged that out of a lot of Nigerians at a young age 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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🎴 · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:37 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 15

i wonder if you’ve ever thought of non-invasives for neuralink @elonmusk

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🎴 · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:32 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 15

we just might live in a timeline where an airpod becomes a BCI. fun times ahead

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🎴 · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:28 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 15

non-invasive BCIs need to go through a full blown product design overhaul

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🎴 · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:00 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 15

allow me be depraved with you

🎴 · Oct 14, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 14

see the low quality problems you have me dealing with in 2026 @NigeriaGov problems that have been solved since the 19th century. Edison and Nikola Tesla didn’t pass through this world for me to still be complaining about electricity ffs 🤦🏾‍♂️

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🎴 · Oct 12, 2026 · 3:31 AM UTC

🎴@Alphajeez_Oct 12

we have fully functional adults supporting a government that blatantly lies, steals from us and crowns it all with gaslighting. this is what you want for yourself and unborn kids in 2026? y’all are fools and cowards alike!

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@omgsidewalksOct 10

One of the stranger parts of being an adult is realizing how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited. Not even out of curiosity.

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Wogan · Oct 7, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

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@WoganMayOct 7

The limit is 17 years and 4 days.

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@JCFightsOct 6

Japanese man claims he’s survived on just 30 minutes of sleep a day for 17 years, so he livestreamed himself for a week to prove it… 4 days in, he wakes up after 30 minutes and completely collapses.