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kevin

@AlphonsUnem

Beaucoup whiskey. Beaucoup soda.

 Indiana
Joined November 2022
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Replying to @mattbramanti
If you can get past the many forms of my abrasiveness I post great drink recommendations
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Few Halloween thoughts: -Kids seemed to stop younger than I remember. Not many over 11-12 -Spiderman and Mario were big -kids are much less emphatic saying "trick or treat" if at all -purchasable costumes have gotten a lot better
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Regulus@DelicateSwarm15h
Every year:
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Edward Badgette (@acrimonyand) profile pictureEdward Badgette@acrimonyand22h
Reformation Day is to Halloween what Kwanzaa is to Christmas
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17 y.o. licensless boy driving a luxury vehicle runs over a child, then flees scene The only thing that’ll improve safety is if dangerous drivers have the shit beat out of them by police. Rule of the billy club, right there on the road. The people need to fear again.
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We have found a personality more insufferable than Bill Gates
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 30
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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Cane Skretteburg🇺🇲 (@cs_cane) profile pictureCane Skretteburg🇺🇲@cs_caneOct 30
The NFL is over, which sucks because the Bears are on the ascent, but it's a horrible product. MLB went the opposite direction, limiting ref impact on the game, and is a far superior product.
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Scott@BlartskopfOct 30
Replying to @AlphonsUnem
@AlphonsUnem
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Revenge for making Frey eat that food
der erlkönig (@cvmonakow) profile pictureder erlkönig@cvmonakowOct 30
Jacob Frey’s campaign manager admitting the Omar allegations are true. Is this the first Democrat in the whole country to do so?
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Journalists are not smart or honest people
Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) profile picturePeter J. Hasson
@peterjhassonOct 29
This is intentional obtuseness and it’s inexcusable: “When Weiss asked for other examples of ballot confusion, ‘Face the Nation’ moderator Margaret Brennan pointed to New Hampshire Senate candidate John Sununu, suggesting that midterm voters might confuse him with his brother, former New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu.”
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While I will never cheer for the Pacqueers it is nice to confirm that Bryce Young sucks and I am once again never wrong
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It goes without saying but a blessed ThuRyesday to my followers, one and all
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Boulevardier. This would be great if it wasn't for the campari after taste. Still pretty good.
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Quenton Nelson & Jeffery Simmons settling into their stances on Monday night.
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@redbaronpizzaOct 29
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Meanwhile, successful TV shows
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@TheUnaButtersOct 29
Replying to @TheUnaButters
One of my favorite bits on this site is saying real things that happen in movies that bomb and people thinking im making stuff up Did this for Better Man too
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@EricRichards22 I ended up just reading the plot synopses and did they really set up an omnipotent Ai only to have the Indonesian(?) police just turn its power off?
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The prequels sucked. Star Wars is gay.
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Scott@BlartskopfOct 29
Replying to @WytPilledCurze @AlphonsUnem @thekapman
@WytPilledCurze @AlphonsUnem @thekapman
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“uhh grok, let’s make that second number bigger to prove my point”
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I'll rag on Packers, Pats and other fans for being awful because they are, but Bears fans are the most sad sack eeyores in sports
Rokr99 (@balu7677) profile pictureRokr99@balu7677Oct 29
Replying to @startkyIeorton
For 2 1sts+. How did he go for more than Dexter Lawrence ? Bad trade
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"we are win now we need to improve the team no not like that we need to stash picks forever they could be anything even Jeffery Simmons!"
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