🎈We all float down here 🎈
Bolton, United Kingdom
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🫥Michael🫥 Taking a break retweeted
A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life
I see we’re at the “people tweeting Twitter is dead on Twitter and I’m not sure if they know that’s ironic” stage of proceedings.
Remember when The Day Today was a parody of the news and not the actual fucking news?
On #BBCBreakfast Sally reveals the Royal Parks are asking that people don't leave any more Paddington Bears or marmalade sandwiches
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-62866…
🫥Michael🫥 Taking a break retweeted
The pandas wanted to die before it got to this, and we wouldn’t let them
You know when you’re out driving and you hear an ambulance and there’s always an idiot that freezes/does something dumb and gets in the way?
Today I was that idiot. 🤦🏼♂️
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