Break immoral laws & wheel out dem choppy bois! No spoons left - ONLY KNIVES. Not straight & Salty AF
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my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister -
1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker)
2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore)
3. elder brother of a brother (responsible)
4. single child (litr child)
5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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You’re laughing Ryan Murphy is brainstorming the Heated Rivalry Glee episode and you’re laughing
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As an autistic person with superhuman pattern recognition and who literally studied the rise of fascism for their entire life, I’m going to hold your hand as I tell you: we have passed all the thresholds - they are coming for all of us. Violently. Camps. Disappearing. All of it. If we have any hope at all, we have to shut this down NOW.
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We are the indigenous people of Jack Dorsey. Elon Musk is our coloniser and we will not leave this land.
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I am not “pro-Palestinian.” I AM Palestinian. And we support the right to armed resistance against our oppressors. Israelis kill us because they CAN, not because we’ve done something wrong. They kill us simply for being born Palestinian. I genuinely don’t give a shit what you
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A victim of police brutality that’s young enough to have a Bluey themed funeral. This world is so evil. They don’t care they SHOT and killed a baby.
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This, imo, is directly contradicted by the fact that the ad had Acton’s mother boast about her supposed work in government programs for survivors of sexual abuse. It was literally the only biographical detail they included about her.
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So, absolutely nothing on the guy that tried to do a hit at the WH Correspondence Dinner. No trial, no information, not a fucking word.
staged
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Conman’s last three closing ads:
- Woman married to a convicted incestuous pedophile, with cameo from said pedophile
- Petty criminal who chose her daughter’s rapist over her two children
- A “lifetime Democrat” who in reality is a paid actor.
Take a bow @jchabria
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(holding my cat) i love you so much. i would kill anyone for you (remembering that that’s a reactionary violent right wing coded way to express love) i mean i would build a hundred cities for you
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This has been one of the strangest weeks yet for Trump's health. At rally after rally, he blurted out random noises and seemed visibly confused. Now, he just posted this cryptic message:
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It’s a Friday. You get a notification. He has fallen down the airstairs. You open twitter. The video is everywhere. Every tweet is a 10/10. He’s on the ground, pants down, diaper out. He’s rushed to the hospital. But reports say he’s already 💀
You wait.
Champagne is chilled.