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me closing twitter
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The studio audience when Kramer tried to apologize
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fucking alter
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fucking desalter
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what are two fictional characters you'd wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
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How I raised the rent as an ethical landlord
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rolling up to the theater like
The Nutty Professor is back in a big way! Celebrate 30 years of unforgettable laughs when it returns to theaters this September.
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Brad Pitt army dog movie is the most “my kids won’t talk to me” role of all time
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alternate universe where all humans talk like seals
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Seth Rogen in some 2009 movie: (smoking weed) ooooh daddy likey UHUHGHUHGHUHGH Steven Spielberg: that’s him. The man who fucked my mom.
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cinematic parallels: Metropolis (1927) / Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
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Ronald McDonald Insanity (2008)
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Just a reminder Rotten Tomatoes gave a movie for pedophiles an over 80% too. I wouldn't take this to heart
‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ debuts with 46% on Rotten Tomatoes, lower than the first film. Read our review: bit.ly/GalaxyDF
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