Husband to Kaitlin, Dad to Lincoln + Hudson | Marketing Manager at +WeCreate | Data Nerd by Day, MTG Nerd by Night | [email protected] | (he/him)

Valparaiso, IN
Joined March 2014
Kaitlin and I are excited to announce that Lincoln finally made his way into the world late last night! 7lb, 9oz 20” long Born at 11:43pm
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Marketing friends! Let's say that I needed a kickass copywriting course for a few members on my team (and probably myself). What are your recommendations?
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We would seriously be less mean to each other on Thursday and Friday so that our parents would take us to Walmart on Friday night to play Super Mario 64.
Today kids will never know how fun Walmart use to be 😢
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Another tragic share, friends 😢 My godsister just experienced the unbelievable, unexpected loss of her husband. Anything you can share will help Laura and her children through this incredibly difficult time. Even a retweet helps and is free🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤gofund.me/8a549e62
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They found the cause of SIDS THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is misleading to say that we have found the cause of SIDS; one study has identified an enzyme that might be a potential biomarker for SIDS vulnerability (correlation not causation). The correlation is statistically significant but relatively weak. twitter.com/ColdOneder/sta… twitter.com/jellybeySLP/st… twitter.com/ColdOneder/sta… The study itself: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35533499/
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Anyone else keep a bag of coffee that is totally comprised of the final couple beans of other bags of coffee that you didn't wanna toss out, but then comes the reckoning day when you're out and gotta drink that bag? Today I'm drinking @SmugglersCoffee Tomb of the Turbo Ohana☕️
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Damn straight. Meaningwave will take you places @akirathedon I blame @Professorbroman for this.
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The moment when that first sip of @SmugglersCoffee meets my sleepy brain.
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Not kidding about the @OfficialBlueyTV love. The drive home from day care went like this: “Whatcha wanna do when we get home?” “Applesauce! Bluey! Applesauce! Cookies! Bluey!” 🤷‍♂️little dude loves him some Bluey and some applesauce
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...did FB Ads Manager get (another) new design? Duplicated an ad set and almost spit my coffee out.
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I’m pretty sure that little bud dude’s first love is a blue cartoon dog from Australia.
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My mind is saying, "dude, we should lean out a little more before we swan dive into the Holidays," but my pellet smoker is saying, "bro, have you 𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑫 smoked queso?!"
Sure thing, Googs. Let me have my client go out back to the money tree and harvest a few branches so that they can triple their budget real quick. No biggie.
When you need to kick butts with both feet, instead of just one, choose @SmugglersCoffee
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This is the most amazing thing to bless the Internet today.
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
Also, go replace the batteries in your remote, mouse, keyboard, and game controllers.
It is a beautiful day to elbow drop a to-do list from the top rope.
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*This* Time to see who is sitting on the same ads since last Christmas and won't update them even after this 👀
Good time to update your ads if you have any copy that mentions swiping CTAs .
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That spicy rejection algo is being extra feisty today!
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Confirmed: FB hates plants (and apparently trees).
I love this so much!
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