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He/Him. Come for the frequent manic sports tweets, stay for the once-a-month funny tweets

Macon, GA
Joined August 2010
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That’s a wrap on the best regular season in school history πŸŽ‰ #GoodToGreat | #WinnersWin
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Congratulations @MercerBaseball! #itsallhere
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UMASS AND COASTAL CAROLINA JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN. JUST WATCH THESE SHOTS.
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
.@MercerFootball’s Braden Atkinson Wins 2025 Jerry Rice Award 🏈 #itsallhere πŸ“° soconsports.com/fb/article/5…
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
Got it done at home! 🐻 #GoBears
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WHAT A GAME! @MercerFootball clinches an automatic bid to the @NCAA_FCS playoffs after a thrilling win over Western Carolina. #itsallhere
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Mercer with a huge road win over ETSU. Bears have scored 38 points in back to back weeks.
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Stay the Course. My newest single. This is the purest version of me. It’s all yours on April 23.
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
FATHER FIGURE, THE ALBUM AVAILABLE JUNE 4TH. TRACKLIST: HOROSCOPE (feat. Pharrell Williams) FATHER FIGURE OBLIVIOUS WHY (feat. Luke Combs) WASH VINNY'S ARTICHOKES ITALIA BREEZE GET IT RIGHT KID AGAIN MODERN TIMES (feat. Jon Batiste) WASH2 RICH AND BROKE DON'T SHOOT MY BOY
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
β€œNow I am become Trophy, toaster of pastries.” #Poppenheimer #PopTartsBowl
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MERCER MAKIN’ MOVES 🐻 (7) @MercerFootball defeats Rhode Island, 17-10, to advance to the Quarterfinals of the #FCSPlayoffs.
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Massive away win for the little fella.
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I think this might take the cake for unexpected edits 😭
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Most 2024 wins over #StatsPerformFCSTop25 opponents: 4 - Mercer 3 - Idaho, Montana State, North Dakota State, South Dakota State
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
Dominance Delivered. πŸ“°
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Thomas (Official Parody) retweeted
SOCON CHAMPIONS πŸ†
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HISTORY MADE. SOCON CHAMPS. πŸ†
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