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Amy Duff retweeted
there are many contrasts between Biden and Trump, but what happened in Minneapolis last night led to both making very direct, and very different comments—both very much in character for each (Trump on Twitter, Biden at a fundraiser):
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gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee
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i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch
If this isn’t me 😂 I haven’t been on Twitter in months and IG goes down for a day and boom here I am 🤷🏼♀️
me coming to twitter to talk to my 5 active followers because Instagram isn’t working
#instagramdown #instagramisdown
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there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial
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My buddy reminded me of a moment in high school when my friend Karl looked at his asshole in the mirror of his girlfriends parents house. He stood on the sink to look at it and the sink broke off the wall and he knocked himself out on the tub. Happy Tuesday.
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if you buy a horse girl a drink at a bar make sure you hold your hand out super flat or she’ll take your fingers right off
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gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i’m trying to say. is never give up on your dreams
