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Can of Beans
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At last, after all these years, I’ve finally found it.
The objectively correct Stolitz take.
An analysis on blitzø, and his problem with transactional relationships.
A 🧵:
#HelluvaBoss #Blitzø #stolitz
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
Defending stella and denouncing stolas is usually just poorly concealed homophobia.
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
just wanted to gently remind u that ep5 does not retcon or ruin the importance of blitz in stolas's life. vassago left nearly 20 YEARS AGO. 2 decades of isolation & loneliness & self-sacrifice. blitz is still the one who awakened stolas from that, gave him light & strength again
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
i’ve had this thought before but i think stolas was projecting what he knew vassago could give him here. he knew he had that once, and he lost his chance. he blames himself for it and he’s been selfishly chasing that feeling since then
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
THE ACTUAL STOLITZ EXPERIENCE WATCHING EP 4 AND EP 5
WE WERE SO BACK AND NOW IT'S SO OVER AGAIN??? WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
After my like 10th rewatch I think the answer to "Is Stolas using kink as a mechanism of Self Harm?" its way more nuanced than Yes or No, and I dont blame people for leaning full tilt on one side or the other but I think the nuance is important
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
Stolas sacrificed his entire livelyhood, his powers, being able to see his daughter, his palace, EVERYTHING so blitz wouldnt die. I think stolas gets to go out and have fun rn actually
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
are people seriously that upset with stolas over e3? lets be fr rn 😭 if you cant handle him at his worst you dont deserve him at his best
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
So we're covering our eyes and ears when stolas is talking with any other character that's not blitzø got it got it 👍👍👍
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
Look guys. No need to doom. If the season is STARTING OUT with Stolitz like this then that means the rest of the season is gonna be them slowly building a healthy relationship with each other as FRIENDS FIRST
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
Ya’ll can argue all you want about Stolitz, but I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANYONE SHIT ON HER SHE’S OFF LIMITS, DON’T ROPE HER INTO THE SHIT.
SHE WAS DOING WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO HELP A FRIEND
THE Amazing Bean retweeted
guys pls read the lyrics to dirty bird. this isn’t just stolas getting his rocks off. he HATES HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. he is literally saying he deserves to be treated like he’s nothing, that he’s selfish and doesn’t deserve love. it is SELF HARM. he’s not out having meaningful sex.
I’m thinking of writing a horror themed fan-fic where Stolas is the main character.
Before I do, I wanted to gather opinions.
