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“Kids, they can be quite cruel.”

“Well while I don’t know about the whole control part, I don’t mind when you read my thoughts, it’s a very warm comforting sensation.”

“That was on the table?”

// redoing this

“How was I supposed to know a strawpage is a website and not a page of a book made out of straw?!”

The man had been surprised to see her, falling off the highwire he’d been practicing on and landing in an oddly placed cooler of icecream. “Ach! Danke for the warning, I fear you’re a bit late however.”

“Ugh! Liebchen?!”

Would you grace me with your company, mein freund? #seductivesunday

I’m the sweetest little darling Also @FEL1NESTEALTH is perfect and deserves to steal whatever she wants.

“N-N-Not that I’m complaining, but you don’t need to go all out for a bowl of cereal mein Freund.”

“I am perfect, beautiful and loved just the way I am.”