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One would be wise to reconsider agitating Wu Tang.

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Joined January 2012
First tweet in like six months just to say "Fuck Boko Haram". #bringbackourgirls #andwhenyouredonewiththatFUCKBOKOHARAM
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Back to life. First tweet in almost a year. Had to take a break to get married and get an MBA. No big deal.
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So, of the three people actively participating in tonight's debate, Mitt Romney vowed to fire BOTH of the other two guys. #debate2012
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I love Lionel Messi and he is a tremendous athlete, but the guy looks like the kid who fetches your popcorn at the cineplex. #fifa2013
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R.I.P. Jerry Nelson, voice of The Count on "Sesame Street". I'll never forget the hours I spent watching that show as a child.
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New Post: "Who Needs Any No Good, Stupid, Unneccesary, F@!$ing Adjectives??" tinyurl.com/cy5lo3f #writingtips #writers #kindle
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"Naked in Korea" is spicy, awkward, hilarity...wrapped in a Speedo! tinyurl.com/6n49wum "A #travel must-read" #southkorea #ebooks
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"The best teaching in Korea memoir I've ever seen" tinyurl.com/6n49wum A hilarious read with helpful infufo! #writers #travel #korea
My new book, "Naked in Korea", is available now! tinyurl.com/6n49wum A hilarious and sincere memoir/travelogue! #writers #travel
New article up at my website! tinyurl.com/6scfxcl How to build a strong protagonist (with tons of comic book references) #writingtips
"Naked in Korea" is a funny and well-informed Kindle travel book South Korea. Only $2.99! tinyurl.com/6n49wum #travel #korea
Some of my blog entries are longer than chapters I've written. Anybody want to nominate me for "Most Verbose Blog"? I'll humbly accept.
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"The 7 Not So Deadly but Still Very Annoying & Quite Avoidable Sins of Novel Writing" tinyurl.com/6sp2m59 #writing #tips #kindle
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At $2.99, my book "Naked in Korea" is a steal! tinyurl.com/6n49wum It has almost everything about teaching in Korea you could want!
Be among the first to snag "Naked in Korea" on Kindle tinyurl.com/6n49wum A must-read for ESL teachers in Korea. #travel #amreads
"One of the best travel books I've ever read." NAKED IN KOREA tinyurl.com/6n49wum "Would remind you of Anthony Bourdain" #travelbooks
"The 7 Not So Deadly but Still Very Annoying & Quite Avoidable Sins of Novel Writing" tinyurl.com/6sp2m59 #writing #tips #reading
"4 Soul-Crushing Realities Indie Writers Must Face" tinyurl.com/d78z8c7 #selfpublishing You'll want to read this! (Probably.)