@AmericasComic

I run punk shows at a church. If my son is reading this I love you. practicing Quaker. only good tour guide in New York City.

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Joined June 2009
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this app is worse every time I go on it and nothing worthwhile is being said
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Sohail 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
@So_hail_no14h
It's called oppression Olympics because they don't want trans people to compete
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Megg Mogging Owl@MeatwadSoldierOct 26
Oh! You said RYAN GOSLING, like the ACTOR 😅 I thought you were talking about my favorite sandwich, the rye-and-gosling. It's a cooked baby goose between two slices of rye bread.
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herzog and zizek singing “baby it’s cold outside”
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Amber Flannery Field tour guide@AmericasComicOct 25
you're a ghost? yikes.
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Cassie 🔞@NoidedNomadOct 26
Transmisogyny begins long before a trans woman transitions
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someone had to explain to me that when that happens, they're trying to get you as a white person to confirm your "whiteness"
zafira 🍉@estrogenadonisOct 26
being white means another white person you don’t even know will be completely comfortable saying some racist shit to you if you talk to them for more than 5 minutes
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Amber Flannery Field tour guide@AmericasComicOct 25
some disruptive guy just got in the train car and started yelling transphobic shit and I'm the only doll in the car, so I'm sitting there thinking to myself "there's a main character in this subway, and it's ME"
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the thing that killed Sophie????
pingu
@pingu4llOct 25
if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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girth brooks@HOWDYBlTCHOct 24
You know when ur peeing and it shifts gears
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Brandon Bradford@BrandonLBradforOct 26
A lot of first loves aren't loves with people, but loves of the time of your life. You loved the springtime newness, the energy your body had, the immediate enjoyment, the fight for something new. You may not have loved each other, and that's okay.
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you're a ghost? yikes.
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some disruptive guy just got in the train car and started yelling transphobic shit and I'm the only doll in the car, so I'm sitting there thinking to myself "there's a main character in this subway, and it's ME"
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Samantha Ruddy
@samlymattersOct 25
Real things people have said on dates to me as a queer woman with adhd: Are you watching Gone Girl on your phone? Is that Ben Affleck? Have you ever Gone Girled someone? Will you put your phone away? I’m calling an uber
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Today I was thinking if Abbot Elementary was a 90's sitcom the show would had been renamed The Tariq Show by season 3 and today there'd be a landfill somewhere with a pile of t-shirts with Zack Fox in sunglasses leaning on a brick wall giving a thumbs up
automatic bitch⁷@callmekayceeyOct 25
You just know Tariq wasn't supposed to be on Abbott Elementary this long but the actor did a fantastic job they just had to keep him 😂
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dorms are crazy bc it's like "let's get as many 19 year olds we can find and cram them into one building but don't worry bc we'll have a 22 year old white kid with dreadlocks to make sure they don't smoke weed"
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John mf Brown
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I swear I remember an alternate cut where you see side boob instead of her taking off her bra twice
music archive 💿@rayofmusicxOct 24
fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003
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imagine these eyes looking back at you after you find out I sold diluted penicillin to children's hospitals
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cyn@noclippledOct 24
stop being afraid of losing people and remember you are also a great loss too. someone will spend the rest of their lives trying to search for someone with qualities like yours.
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what's happening with this lil guy?
Faj
@Faj1791Oct 23
Replying to @NickyFrank30
Completely false
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