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Melon

@AnAbsoluteMelon

big dumbass energy 💕

Joined May 2013
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claypot.blue 🪴 (@_claypot) profile pictureclaypot.blue 🪴@_claypotApr 21
very proud of my improvised hank mii
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Proco@CrabletJ5 Oct 2025
SwagKirb (@Swag_K1RBY) profile pictureSwagKirb@Swag_K1RBY5 Oct 2025
I love how comedic Scott Cawthon’s older projects are
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country with the lowest birth rate and highest suicide rates: what if we removed work time limits
おはよ!まいぶらざー (@OhayoMybrother) profile pictureおはよ!まいぶらざー
@OhayoMybrother4 Oct 2025
Sanae Takaichi: “I’m abandoning the phrase ‘work–life balance.’ I will work, work, work, work, and go on working!”
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Smiling Friends has done irreparable damage to nihilism and I think that's very funny
Rylanor, The Ancient of Rites (@The__Unyielding) profile pictureRylanor, The Ancient of Rites@The__Unyielding3 Oct 2025
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It breaks my heart when I say "Im committing vehicular manburger helper" and no one gets it.
Bimble the Spooky Wizard (@BimbleWizard) profile pictureBimble the Spooky Wizard@BimbleWizard30 Sep 2025
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I cant believe I was about to be angry at Merriam-Webster. Sorry I didnt understand your game.
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster26 Sep 2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Everytime I watch this video I gasp a little at this part, because she really does look so pretty
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Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) profile pictureWomen Posting W's@womenpostingws26 Aug 2025
IM OBSESSED I’ve watched this on a loop 5 times
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Pepsi has more appeal than all AI generated images combined
moths (@coolmoths) profile picturemoths@coolmoths4 Jan 2024
my 2024 resolution is learning to make cool guys in 3d this is my cat pepsi
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i love how our generation really starting to make the choice to feed our inner children no matter what the world brings our way
Me & Who? (@tagyourwho) profile pictureMe & Who?
@tagyourwho2 Jun 2025
don’t invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe
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They bringing back old characters now like Mortal Kombat DLC, this is too much
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReport28 Sep 2025
BREAKING: SEC accuses Tai Lopez, aka the “knowledge” guy, of defrauding investors out of $112 million in a Ponzi scheme, per CBS News.
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LETS GOOOO
Blake Andrews? (@snakesandrews) profile pictureBlake Andrews?@snakesandrews16 Sep 2025
place your bets
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Cjay
@ced_jayy12 Sep 2025
If I bite into a donut and there’s cheesecake inside I might start crying tears of joy, and I’m not playing.
Lyker (@Wydlyker) profile pictureLyker
@Wydlyker12 Sep 2025
Churro Cheesecake Donuts
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nero@nero_txt12 Sep 2025
my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭
هاني (@iih4u) profile pictureهاني
@iih4u11 Sep 2025
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the complete lack of a sound effect when he removes it is off-putting in a way i genuinely can't find the words to describe
bONGO 🍁 (@wariocolosseum) profile picturebONGO 🍁@wariocolosseum8 Sep 2025
god this is so cursed
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More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS9 Sep 2025
The 400 richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year.
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Nabibi🐝 (@lolajaey) profile pictureNabibi🐝@lolajaey8 Sep 2025
I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.
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@fbgcon10 Sep 2025
You’re laughing? A man with a face 4 times too small for his head that spews Nazi rhetoric just got his neck turned to a faucet and you’re laughing?
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ok previously i thought mold theory was just a funny joke but she might actually be brain broken oh my god
Sam (he/him) (@mushycrouton) profile pictureSam (he/him)@mushycrouton9 Sep 2025
JK Rowling posting AI slop and getting mad about it Presumably she thinks she can read what this says
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Liv@Liv_Agar10 Sep 2025
The closeup video of Charlie Kirk is insane than man is dead
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