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Father, husbang, lover, & Baseball's angel on Earth (Parody account, geniuses)

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Joined December 2011
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Cong to Albert Pujols Phong Case Night ong June tird
How long do we sit back and let the @Cardinals get away with putting a shit product on the field while they try and distract us with Waino/Yadi nostalgia. It’s not 2006. It’s not 2011. We don’t want anymore fucking bobbleheads. Give us a team we can support. #FireMo #FireOllie
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I met Taylor Swiff once and she smelled like eggs. That was Thursday
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More like Paul Goldshit. Dis guy stinks
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Jus forward the league retirement packet to Waino
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Oh no. I have to go againg?
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We will watch your mouth out with soap
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More like Nolan Error-nado
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I think this Paul Dayong guy stinks.
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Hoping Yadi will still let me rock hing to sleep after da games
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Sorry, thas as far as I cang hit it now
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Home Opener!! Gong try and get to at least second or third base today with one of you lucky lady Cardinal fangs
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Me ang da guys at Margarita Mamas this summer
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Cang wait to eat at Pujols 5. Beng craving it.
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I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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I had my finger ing his pink fuzzy belly buttong! Found a couple sunflower seeds!
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Max is breaking everything. So scared
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During celebrationg last night, Max Sherzer punched each of us ing the throat and told us not to look at hing or he will eat our babies alive What a party animal!
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