distinguished melee professional, 19, he/they

Indiana, USA
Joined January 2018
Scientist Who Discovered Diddy, Dies at Age 67
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I wanna play melee so bad get me the fuck out of this class
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“The CIA must intervene immediately to restore democracy”
The Supreme Court of Brazil is stealing this election for Lula. The @CIA must intervene immediately to restore democracy to the hemisphere.
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ran into 4 donkey kong players out of the 12 sets I played on ranked yesterday
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17th at killroy losing to grompy and clm punk Lowk I think I'm close to a big run, if I didn't just drop every single one of my edgeguards vs grompy I think I could've made it competitive but shit happens 💀 Center stage next I'm gonna farm all of you 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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streets are saying I look like this
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white people be like: i grew up in a progressive environment and everyone who hasnt is a bad person
“y’all didn’t have a racist past when u were teenagers?” no?????????????
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6 fingers on the left hand really brings this twitter post together
Vibe your way to 50K. The 2026 Epic AI MegaJam begins Nov 12: epic.gm/epic-ai-megajam-2026
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Almost Died. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, I was watching Super Smash Bros. Ultimate He saw the Sonic gameplay on the TV and shot himself. Thank God.
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that’s not woke at all
my actual wokest opinion is that i lowkey do not believe in a “former” racist…
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They did! Its called Roblox!
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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"Mom can i get v bucks for the rape victim ?" This is disgusting bruh
PETER GRIFFIN STYLES
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bear if he was in fortnite
Replying to @KaijuMillie
🤔 why wouldn't they just add wish bear instead? You know, bear. The actual villain of the movie. for anyone who actually bothered to watch and engage with it instead of just watching a shitty video on it and deciding they know better than everyone else.
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Obsession is one of those movies that people are genuinely psychotic about and unable to realize that it’s not real. You are not Nikki, Nikki is not a real person. You do not have to get upset she is in a game. I’m just so tired of the mental illness every day around here.
OBSESSION FORTNITE SET
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“Mom can I get v bucks for the 4 dead children ?” This is disgusting bruh
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Played ten ranked matches on the new ranked system and I can already tell you this is 1000x better than what we had I have not played a match yet where I've felt like the skill gap is ridiculous and unfair
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opsec level: sending your face biometrics to the new norm
YOU can now be IN The New Norm with Norm and Chaz! 🤯 Yes, actually INSIDE the show. Just upload your photo, tell us what you want to happen, and watch yourself become part of the madness. 💀 We're LIVE on GLITCH Get in here 👇
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"The New Norm" isn't a show. It was slated to be, and raised money to be a show, but they never released any episodes, only a mini pilot and a few shorts. x.com/XNewNorm/statu… newnorm.tv
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First they came for the Jigglypuff mains and I said nothing for I was not a Jigglypuff main. Then they came for the Marth mains and I said nothing, for I was not a Marth main. But when they came for the Doc mains I said “make sure to get all the Doc mains"
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gg
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