
Music🎼 is just two letters away from Magic✨ 🏳️🌈🇫🇷 #BLACKLIVESMATTER | #Arranger | #Musician | #OASAASLLS | #Arianator | Married 👬🏾❣️ He/Him
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Absolutely obsessed with #Positions! Hope I did it justice! WE LOVE YOU @ArianaGrande !!! Can’t wait for the album tonight! 🤍🤍🤍 (pllllllls RT! I would love for her to see this!) #streampositions
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a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
the funniest game show contestant is emma stone trying desperately NOT to win, while everyone else is walking away with three cars.
she keeps trying to give the right answers just to get rid of michael longfellow’s childhood tortoise, and somehow the game keeps handing it back to her. imagine losing a game show by being too polite to let a man’s pet go homeless.
meanwhile, the other contestants are winning cars like they’re picking up groceries.
this is the first game show where the grand prize is a responsibility nobody wants, and the only way to lose is to stop helping
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“Drag is inherently sexual” and it's just Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly
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animation SO good its getting people to watch Futurama
OP is a genius
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Replying to @flanagancan
A stunning number of Americans seem to think that an American passport gives them the right to go and live anywhere, and that illegal immigration is just something Mexicans do
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As a U.S. immigration attorney, I occasionally get (and have to refer out) outbound immigration requests from U.S. citizens. The amount of shocked faces I get when I explain “Yeah, so every country has their own immigration laws,” is honestly so funny, lol
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Replying to @sxstringfling
Never before in all my life did I ever wanna picture Philip J Fry throwing cheeks. You have reached the pinnacle of all artists, and have made someone feel new and complex emotions that they will spend the next two weeks repressing.
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One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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jae’s stronger than me cuz if i pinned down karthik and he looked back at me like this i woulda dropped both our draws & showed everyone a #real cataclysm
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300 years ago women were accused of witchcraft and burned for it, but when a man turns water into wine, he is suddenly god.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That man was crucified, tortured, and killed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixi…
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Let’s correct this right now: Tommy ISN'T the new Quicksilver, and he’s sure as hell not inheriting his uncle Pietro’s cape name.
To reduce Tommy to just a hand-me-down legacy character is complete erasure of one of the most chaotic, lethal, and wildly underrated speedsters in Marvel Comics history. Their powers don't even work the same way. While Pietro moves fast due to physiology, Tommy operates on hyper-kinetic molecular acceleration. He doesn't just run; he can accelerate the atomic matter of whatever he touches to cause spontaneous, massive explosions. He literally blew up his entire juvenile detention center by accident. Quicksilver wishes he had that kind of explosive offensive ability, and Tommy doesn't need to live in his uncle's shadow when he is fully capable of becoming much more.
If you haven't read the comics, lets talk about his comic book feats. He casually broke the sound barrier on his very first day out with the Young Avengers with zero formal training, and during the Children’s Crusade, he actually outran a reality-warping magical wave to save his entire team from being wiped out of existence. He has intercepted and redirected high-tech Kree and Skrull starship missiles mid-air, and his brain processes information at localized lightspeed, giving him a hyper-calculated tactical reaction time that makes him practically untouchable in a melee brawl. Speed isn't just a generic code name for him it’s a warning. Put some respect on Tommy he is his own man, and he is about to break the MCU.
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whole family unstable and homosexual
imagine having MAGNETO and ULTRON as your maternal and paternal grandfathers respectively 😭😭😭 #VisionQuest
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while you chumps were putting your savings in fiat currency, gold, crypto and other passing fads, I was investing in enduring, recession proof assets
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the right to refuse service issue is really where conservatives reveal their whole ethos is more about making sure they're never personally inconvenienced than anything.
American is at Planet Fitness in Wisconsin wearing a jacket in support of ICE
🚨 The Planet Fitness makes him REMOVE the jacket because they say defending your country is “sensitive” (They actually say this on camera)
“Supporting ICE — protecting your country is sensitive?”
“Yes”
“I was wearing an ICE jacket inside of Planet Fitness, and he's telling me I can't do that.”
America has completely lost the plot. So every other country on earth is allowed to have immigration enforcement but America…
Remember Planet Fitness also defends trans men in women’s restrooms
Cancel your Planet Fitness membership



































