Cheese Moon Theorist

Joined August 2020
If you become a TRILLIONAIRE you should have to NG+ immediately. Money rests back to zero, businesses given to the public to benefit the public. You can keep your physical personal inventory though. Oh and you get to keep your kids and associated costs. @elonmusk thoughts?
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Replying to @SHAQ
@SHAQ Hey bud, just had a car accident where I got hit by a woman not paying attention and was found at fault. The insurance adjuster said they wont check cameras or vehicle black boxes to check whether or not she was paying attention.
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@SHAQ your name is connected to a dishonest and lazy company. You should handle that.
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C. Anderson Runyon retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Replying to @Blizzard_Ent
@Blizzard_Ent Hello, I'm a dedicated hearthstone player. I've spent lots of money on it. Today I tried to purchase the tavern bundle. 50 alterac valley, there was an error during during purchase so I tried purchasing again.
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I was charged twice for these products and never received them. I would like my cards for my first purchase to be in my account and I'd like the second charge refunded. You took my money and gave me nothing. Please help me resolve this problem
C. Anderson Runyon retweeted
Don’t date an athlete. It doesn’t end well
A word to the wise from @WhitneyCummings – never date a professional athlete
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There comes a moment in every nature documentary where a polar bear absolutely demolishes a seal
One time I got beat up by someone's step sibling on a regular length bus
Uhh what are they really selling here
😍Take a minute to keep your car tidy 🚗Life is so simple 🌈Get now👉 batpo.com/car-organizer
Imagine caring about any politician so much that you'd storm the capitol building wearing their merch
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I would like to take a moment to talk to you about our Lord and savior Jesus Trump
I'd rather listen to NPR than sit through that that new Foo Fighters song Again. Get it together.
C. Anderson Runyon retweeted
Okay so politics is over. What’s next? I say crafts and scrapbooking!
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My mom didn't have an abortion in 1990, now I have to go to work. Rude.
Break into your most hated neighbors house, shit in their crock pot, put it on warm. Don't forget to wash your hands after though.
It's called an article because it's some asshole articulating their thoughts.
C. Anderson Runyon retweeted
JEANS UP! Post vasectomy loads can be a scary! All new #YMH w/ @tomsegura & @ChristinaP is up! Full ep here: youtu.be/p34d5z6k-0s
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