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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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🚨 WOW! President Trump just stunned the crowd showing two straight minutes of Democrats in their own words telling you how they feel
- “I love Tr*ns Children”
- “I am a Christian who hates Christianity”
- “We should abolish Marriage all together”
- “God is non Binary”
- “I oppose Voter ID”
- “It’s time to Abolish ICE”
- “I want to legalize 10 million in our country”
- “We shouldn’t deport anybody”
- “Abolish Police and Prisons”
- “America deserved 9/11”
- “I hate this freaking country”
Send this to everyone you know. This is exactly how Democrats running for office feel
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President Trump is RIGHT! Please RT 10 BILLION TIMES!
TRUMP: "If you're Black or if you're Jewish, and if you vote for Abdul, you're crazy."
President Trump takes aim at Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed during a midterm rally in Rock Hill, South Carolina, calling out some of the pushback El-Sayed has received from key voting groups.
Download the FOX News app to follow this developing story: foxnews.onelink.me/xLDS/z2jy…
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Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed. Say his full name.
He keeps hiding who he really is. He is not who he says he is on television.
In 2012 he reportedly signed a letter urging Muslim Brotherhood president Mohamed Morsi to purge Egypt's media and police.
Fox reports CAIR figures backed his campaign.
Don't ever get it twisted, Michigan.
Ask him about the Brotherhood.
🤖 Made with AI
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Woman in America who grew up in a Muslim family in the Middle East warns America about living under Sharia Law
- “When I hit puberty in grade 5, I was no longer allowed to go outside, I was not allowed to ride a bike anymore because in case of a fall or something, the bike will go right up your….. and you will no longer be a virgin
- I was not allowed to ride horses because also the horse could potentially, you know, when you fall….
- I was not allowed to leave the house without a male guardian
- If I ever go outside with my dad to a grocery store or something, I have to stay in the car in case there's men in the store that will look at me
- One time I was accused of meeting up with a guy at a supermarket in Jordan — my dad came home and he had a chain and he chained me for 3 days like a dog
- My dad used to beat me when I was a kid, he would tell me to take off my clothes, just stay in my sports bra and my underwear, and he would tie me to a chair and then he'd beat me with a stick that I'd have to pick out because he would literally go shopping for sticks
- She says if you are a woman and experience sexual assault they just say you made it up
- She says she wasn’t allowed to do what she wanted in school, there are strict career paths a woman is allowed to take
“There's so many things that made me hate myself because of this religion”
“I have no desire to ever, ever, ever revisit the Quran, the deen, go inside of a mosque. I do not care. You'll find me in a church”
This is what the Democrat Party is aligning with. If you vote Democrat you will eventually be living under Sharia law
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I’m in agreement From Fox News. I wonder how loud it’ll get if Trump could pull this off. It will be interesting.
President Trump is asking everyone to share this, in three days, most people in the United States will have seen the message. This is an idea that should be passed around, regardless of political party.
The TRUMP Rules:
1. Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they're out of office. And no more perks go with them.
2. Congress (past, present, & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.
3. Congress must purchase their own retirement plan, just as ALL Americans do.
4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise at the ok same rate as the COLA for monthly Social Security recipients minus 1% if having a budget balance deficit.
5. Congress loses their current care system and participates in the same health care system (Medicare) as the American people.
6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people (i.e. NO MORE INSIDER TRADING!!!).
7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women. Congress made all these contracts by and for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor and privilege, NOT a career.
The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators should serve their term(s), then go home and go back to work … not get all kinds of freebies. Term limits of 2 terms and treat them like a regular citizen!
You will need to copy and paste.
I AGREE SO IM SHARING!
Note:
This should be done immediately!!!
Thank you! Copy/Paste and SHARE
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump has not asked people to share this. The "in three days, most people in the United States will have this message" wording comes from a chain message that has circulated online since 2009. Trump's name was attached to it later. politifact.com/factchecks/201…
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Folks, let's compare how Secretary Noem handled protesters versus how it has looked under Mullin.
A handful of people sat in a tree and camped next to it in Lochiel, and one stretch of border wall sat unfinished for 71 days. What should have taken about 15 minutes lasted more than two months. The tree only came down once someone finally told the people on scene they could clear it.
Noem's approach was simple: back the agents and let them do the job. Open-ended standoffs were shorter because the people on the ground knew they had the authority to finish what they started.
CBP Commissioner Rodney Scott and Mullin looks like they prefer the softer optics. Warnings, waiting, and half steps so the pictures stay calm. The smaller group notices the difference and keeps the timeline as long as no one with authority decides the delay itself is the problem.
When the order finally came in Lochiel, the same small camp was gone in hours. The physical problem never changed. The only thing that changed was whether the people on the ground were allowed to end it. @TaylerUSA
SHOWDOWN AT THE BORDER: A scene akin to "CHAZ / CHOP" unfolded on the southern border in Lochiel, AZ.
Dozens of activists faced Border Patrol at a protest encampment after contractors felled a cottonwood roughly 250 years old—one of the trees locals call the “Grandmother”—to continue border-wall construction.
Since July 27th, they've occupied a cottonwood tree to shut down construction of the double border wall.
While reporting on the operation, Frontlines manager @BrandonDrey was assaulted by multiple left-wing activists, who broke his Meta glasses.
When our team returned to the car for first aid, two of our tires had been slashed. Activists have openly mocked and boasted about the slashing while threatening Frontlines staff.
Multiple arrests have been made, and the situation is still developing.
Stay tuned for on-the-ground updates.
@TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
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Hillary Clinton wants to lecture America about dignity.
On Oct. 9 she called the public execution of Nidal Hasan, the jihadist who killed 13 people at Fort Hood while yelling "Allahu Akbar," a "barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country."
Then she turned off her replies. Of course.
Smart move, because the receipts are long:
🧾 Gaddafi. When Gaddafi was dragged from a drain pipe and killed by a mob in 2011, she laughed on camera: "We came, we saw, he died."
🧾 Benghazi. Four Americans dead, including Ambassador Chris Stevens. Requests for more security went to her State Department and were turned down. Her answer to Congress: "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
🧾 The server. She ran official business on a private email server in her basement. About 33,000 emails were deleted, the server was scrubbed with BleachBit, and the FBI says some devices were smashed with a hammer. The FBI director called her "extremely careless." Asked if she wiped the server: "What, like with a cloth?"
🧾 Uranium One. Her State Department was one of the agencies that signed off on Russia's state nuclear company taking control of about 20% of America's uranium production capacity. Meanwhile, millions flowed to the Clinton Foundation from people tied to the deal, and Bill got $500,000 for one speech in Moscow.
🧾 Haiti. After the 2010 earthquake, Bill co-chaired the recovery commission and billions were pledged. The promised jobs and homes largely never came. Haitians protested outside the Clinton Foundation. And her brother Tony Rodham somehow landed a rare gold mining permit in Haiti.
🧾 The Foundation. Foreign governments gave millions to the Clinton Foundation while she was Secretary of State.
🧾 The plea deal. In 1975 she defended a man accused of the SA of a 12-year-old girl. She challenged the child's credibility in court filings, got him a plea deal, and was later recorded laughing about the case.
🧾 Bill's accusers. When women came forward about Bill, she stood at the center of the effort to discredit them. Her own friend's private papers quote her calling Monica Lewinsky a "narcissistic loony toon."
🧾 Steel dossier. Her campaign and the DNC paid for the Steele dossier through their law firm, then got fined by the FEC for hiding it in their reports.
🧾 Deplorables. She called half of Trump's voters a "basket of deplorables."
🧾 Trading. And way back when, she turned $1,000 into nearly $100,000 trading cattle futures in under a year. Must be nice.
That's the moral authority telling you a firing squad for a mass-murdering terrorist is beneath us.
No, Killary. You don't get to talk about dignity.
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Everyone dances around the fact that functionally #19 is not OR CANNOT process his reads. I’ve been saying he cannot. This is why the offense looks redundant & sophomoric. It’s been dumbed down to him. My ex-roommate at M (Les Miles) once told me prior to draft day that Jamarcus Russell would never play ball in the NFL. Not only did he lack the commitment but also the brain power. THAT folks is #19 all over again. He’s simply not smart enough. No one wants to say it. But everyone sees it.
CBS insider reveals troubling concerns about Bryce Underwood
📸 Photo: Isaiah Hole, WolverinesWire wolverineswire.usatoday.com/…
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🚨JAMIE RASKIN’S WIFE JUST FILED FOR DIVORCE — AFTER HE COULDN’T DENY THE STEAMY AFFAIR WITH LIZ CHENEY ON THE JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE!
The cover-up finally collapsed at home.
Follow @RedLivesMatterQ
Congressman Jamie Raskin’s wife has filed for divorce after he could no longer deny the allegations that he had a pretty steamy affair with former Congresswoman Liz Cheney while they worked together on the January 6 Unselect Committee.
Raskin’s soon-to-be ex, Josephine Barron-Raskin, says she’s disappointed he tried so hard to hide it.
“Had he been honest, we may have been able to work through it,” she told Vanity Fair. “He thought he could get away with it.”
She says the worst part is that she’s met Liz Cheney.
“She’s a horrible woman.”
Share this everywhere so the committee’s “secret” isn’t a secret anymore!
Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.
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Replying to @DefiyantlyFree
GOD and JESUS both said bro remember the Sabbath and Keep it Holy.
The Sabbath is Friday sundown to Saturday sundown.
They meant that.
Nowhere did they say that employers, or anyone else can change it to fit their wants.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO 🚨
Muslim Michigan Democrat US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed caught on camera telling Michigan voters who criticized his refusal to condemn Sharia Law, “you might not hate Muslims, but Muslims definitely hate you!”
In a shocking video captured on May 10, 2018 at a Michigan Press Association Forum, Abdul El-Sayed, who was running for Governor of Michigan at the time, erupted at Michigan State Senator Patrick Colbeck after Colbeck @pjcolbeck called El-Sayed out on stage for his affiliations with the Muslim Brotherhood and his support for Sharia Law:
"You may not hate Muslims, but Muslims definitely hate you”, El-Sayed shouted at Senator Colbeck and the audience into the microphone.
In the video, you can hear members of the audience gasp in disbelief when El-Sayed had his mask off moment, exposing his own Islamic jihadist rage toward non-Muslims and Amercians.
El-Sayed is of Egyptian descent, and he signed a pledge in support of Mohamed Morsi and the Egyptian branch of the Muslim Brotherhood, a US designated Islamic terrorist organization. I exposed this in 2018.
This is disqualifying!
If Abdul El-Sayed as a Muslim candidate for US Senate in Michigan hates Americans and non-Muslims, he should move to Egypt and drop out of the US Senate race.
Share this video everywhere!
@SenateGOP @SenateDems @MikeRogersForMI @MalloryMcMorrow @FBI @JamesBlair47 @SecScottBessent @marcorubio @MIGOP @SenSchumer
🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨
Muslim Michigan Democrat US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed signed a pledge in support of Mohamed Morsi, the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. This branch of the Muslim Brotherhood has been designated by the Trump administration and US government as an Islamic terrorist organization. @SecScottBessent @SecRubio
The video of Morsi pledging his support for Sharia and Jihad has been on my YouTube for 7 years and this should disqualify @AbdulElSayed, an Egyptian Muslim, from being able to run for office.
Source: teapawt.net/lauraloomer/status/204…
The document was originally in Arabic, which is why Abdul never thought it would be found, and in 2018, my former colleagues and I had it translated into English, and I exclusively broke this story when Abdul was running for Governor of Michigan in 2018.
In 2018, I travelled to Dearborn, Michigan where I investigated Abdul on the ground and produced a 30 minute mini documentary about Abdul’s ties to Jihadis and Marxists. The documentary is on my YouTube channel for those who wish to watch it.
This is the original document. Abdul’s name is highlighted below. He uses multiple spellings of his name (a common Islamic tactic) to cover up and hide his public proclamations of support for Islamic terrorists.👇🏻
In a sane country, this document I published would disqualify Abdul El-Sayed from running for US Senate. He should be forced to drop out of his campaign, and he should immediately be investigated by the @FBI for supporting a designated Islamic terrorist organization, and pledging his support to its criminal leader Mohamed Morsi.
“Statement by supporters of Morsi in America supports his decisions and calls for "cleansing the media and the police"
“A group of Egyptians in the United States issued a statement in support of President Mohamed Morsi's recent decisions issued last Thursday, demanding the president of what they called the media and police clean up as soon as possible.”
Disqualifying!
RECEIPTS 👇🏻
@SenateGOP @SenateDems @MalloryMcMorrow @MikeRogersForMI @JohnJamesMI @FBIDirectorKash
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Replying to @joeroganhq
Crack head hunter deserves everything that President Trump sends his way.































