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Cultural Curator. Musician. Radio Broadcaster. Master of Ceremonies (MC). Voiceover Artist. Xhosa.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2018
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Gogo Aubrey Matshiqi on #TheCMShow tells me that the EFF benefits from Julius Malema’s strength and equally suffers from his weaknesses. “Malema is the best weapon of the EFF. But they have failed to manage his strengths and weaknesses” @Radio702
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🚨 South Africans please share these videos as widely as possible 🚨 corrupt police officers in Eastern Cape have shot & killed a young man in broad daylight 🚨 Although the videos are long, they capture a police incident that happened in the Eastern Cape, around Idutywa. A young black man was stopped by the police while driving fortunately his car was fitted with cameras that recorded everything. The officers instructed him to follow them to Idutywa Police Station & he complied. However, somewhere along the way, they stopped. They instructed him to get out of his vehicle & leave it behind. As you can see in the footage, his car was still idlinghe then got into the front of the police double cab while another person came & drove his vehicle away. What makes the footage even more disturbing is the audio in the last video, where the officers can allegedly be heard discussing what appears to be a plan to cover up his killing by claiming that he jumped out & ran away. The footage also appears to capture the moments surrounding the shooting, the young man was reportedly unarmed. His vehicle was parked next to the road & the circumstances surrounding his death need to be thoroughly investigated. Please share these videos widely so they can reach the government, the relevant authorities, crime intelligence, the PKTT & everyone who can help this young man's family get answers & justice.
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No ways I'm disgusted now. You guys dragged Ndlozi for months.. behaving like he was spy. When you had this?? When you could've defended him and posted this and said Ndlozi is solid.
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We really need to protect the important work that the likes of Alpha and the rest of the journalists do in holding power accountable. SA could have been in a far much worse position than it is now without the work of journalists. The insults hurled at Alpha are unwarranted.
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Trained by the best in the game! Rest Eazy, Tshidi Madia❤️🕊️ @tshidi_lee
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FULL YEEZY SEASON 01 COLLECTION 📸🐐🔥🔥
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If you don't understand why so many people are talking about the EFF, here's why: The EFF was like that super smart kid who had all the potential to become great in life but somehow ended up being a phara, smoking nyaope behind the abo my friend spazashops.
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The people did not sell out the ANC. The ANC sold out the people first, by failing to deliver the simplest of services, and in doing so it sold out itself. And it did this even after they had given it chance after chance. The chickens have come home to roost. The warning signs have been there for the last 15 years. In the 2006 local government elections the ANC had 64% of the vote, up from 59% in 2000. In 2011 there was a slight decline to 62%, and it has been downhill from there. The ANC must die for it to live again. The ANC has a document called Through the Eye of a Needle. It outlines what an ideal leader of the ANC should be. One of the points it makes is this, and I quote: “Those in leadership positions should unite and guide the movement to be at the head of the process of change. They should lead the movement in its mission to organise and inspire the masses to be their own liberators. They should lead the task of governance with diligence. And, together, they should reflect continuity of a revolutionary tradition and renewal which sustains the movement in the long-term.” I want to dwell briefly on one line: “They should lead the task of governance with diligence.” I don’t think many of us can say the ANC has governed with diligence. Go to many, many townships and rural communities and it is as if the people have been forgotten. People jump over faeces-infested water on their way to work. And then we wonder why so many decided to stay away from the polls. If people chose not to vote at all rather than vote for another party, it means they are not convinced by the other parties. But it might also mean something else: that they are waiting to be inspired by the ANC, by action rather than slogans, so that they can vote for it again. There is still room. But I can assure you, not with the ANC as it is and not with its current leadership. The best way forward for the party is an outsider, not someone who is seen as an insider. Point 35 of the document says, “A leader should constantly seek to improve his capacity to serve the people.” Unfortunately, many of our leaders care less about improving their capacity to serve than about improving their chances of leading again. Some entered politics to loot, not to serve. It shows. Point 37 goes on to say, “A leader should lead by example. He should be above reproach in his political and social conduct – as defined by our revolutionary morality. Through force of example, he should act as a role model to ANC members and non-members alike. Leading a life that reflects commitment to the strategic goals of the national democratic revolution includes not only being free of corrupt practices; it also means actively fighting against corruption.” Instead, over the years the corruption got worse and the thieves became more brazen. The economy stagnated. Service delivery became a mechanism through which officials could steal as much as they could, for the simple purpose of enriching themselves. Thabo Mbeki put it this way in his speech at the 4th Annual Nelson Mandela Lecture: “Thus every day and during every hour of our time beyond sleep, the demons embedded in our society, that stalk us at every minute, seem always to beckon each one of us towards a realisable dream and nightmare. With every passing second, they advise, with rhythmic and hypnotic regularity, get rich! get rich! get rich! And thus has it come about that many of us accept that our common natural instinct to escape from poverty is but the other side of the same coin on whose reverse side are written the words at all costs, get rich!” Perhaps I should add to what the former president said: “At all costs, get rich! Even if it is at the expense of the very people I am meant to serve.” That is what has happened to the ANC. The system is broken at almost every level. It has been so diligently reshaped for looting that a good person will break themselves trying to fix it. That, it turns out, is the one thing the ANC has done with diligence. I began by referencing Through the Eye of a Needle. The title comes from the Book of Matthew, chapter 19, verse 24. A rich young ruler asks Jesus what he must do to get to heaven. Jesus tells him what to give up. The young man walks away because he is not prepared to give those things up, and Jesus turns to the crowd and says, “And again I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” The needle Jesus was speaking of is said not to be the one you are thinking of. The “eye of the needle”, so the story goes, was a small gate in Jerusalem, opened only after the main gate was closed for the night. A camel could pass through it only if it was stripped of its baggage and made to stoop, almost to crawl, to get in. A leader, then, should be willing to put down his baggage and get on his knees before he is worthy of leading the ANC. Most of ours would rather keep the baggage and lose the gate. In an earlier verse Jesus says, “Not everyone can accept this word.” The ANC needs to be broken in order to fix itself. But the people who lead it now are not the ones to do the breaking, and they are certainly not the ones to do the fixing.
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SOUTH AFRICA’S GRADUATION OUT OF AGOA DOESN’T MEAN WE WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE U.S. MARKET. WE WILL HAVE ACCESS, BUT WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER TARIFFS. While we are now in a different political climate, I think it’s important to remember that aside from the issues the U.S. raised about South Africa’s eligibility to be part of AGOA, there have been some conversations for some time. For example, back in 2014, the focus, amongst other things, was on the reality that South Africa is an upper-middle-income country and should have graduated from AGOA to a full bilateral trade agreement with the U.S. Of course, we had our own complications, both because of the Southern African Customs Union (SACU), which we can’t sign bilateral trade agreements without, and because we lobbied to keep benefiting from this unilateral approach (AGOA). Looking back, if we had found a way to graduate out of AGOA, as we were pressured to do then, and started conversations about a trade agreement, we would be in a different climate than what we are seeing now. Of course, this doesn’t mean countries with trade agreements are spared from drastic changes in U.S. trade policy; we see those changes affecting countries like Canada. Beyond South Africa graduating out of AGOA, I think there is also confusion about the implications. Others frame it as a complete ban from the U.S. market, which is not the case. Simply put, as South Africa transitions out of AGOA, the country would face an additional Most Favoured Nation tariff of around 3.4% on top of the existing tariffs the current U.S. Administration added to various countries. Currently, some South African products enter the U.S. market at 12.5% tariffs (Liberation Day tariff). Without AGOA, these tariffs would rise to 15.9%, slightly reducing the competitiveness of some South African products in the U.S. market. Still, one could argue that while this would be a challenging path, it would not necessarily be as catastrophic as we have faced in the past, when we faced much higher U.S. tariffs and still managed to compete. Consider South Africa’s agriculture: in 2025, the South African farming sector faced tariffs of around 30%. Still, agricultural exports to the U.S. were strong. South Africa’s agricultural exports to the U.S. in 2025 totalled US$504 million, down 3% from the previous year. During the higher “Liberation Day Tariffs”, some South African agricultural exporters took advantage of the 90-day pause in the second quarter of 2025 and exported more volume than usual. After this pause, exports cooled in the third and fourth quarters of 2025. Notably, South Africa’s agricultural exports to the U.S. fell 11% in the third quarter of 2025, compared with the same period in 2024, to US$144 million. In the last quarter, South Africa’s agricultural exports to the U.S. fell sharply by 39% to US$81 million. Still, the overall annual exports were encouraging. Even this year, South Africa’s agricultural exports to the U.S. were strong. For example, South Africa's agricultural exports to the U.S. increased by 56% from the first quarter of 2026 to the second quarter of 2026, to US$123 million. The decline in U.S. tariffs, from 30% to 12.5%, among other factors, has been the major contributor to the increase in South Africa’s agricultural exports to the U.S. The U.S. remains an important market for South African agriculture, accounting for about 4% of our agricultural exports. Main exports include citrus, berries, grapes, raisins, wine, fruit juices, apples, pears, apricots, and nuts. Again, South Africa's graduation from AGOA must be viewed in context and may not mean a catastrophe. This is not to understate the impact some industries may feel as the increase in tariffs slightly reduces their competitiveness. Still, we must manage the sentiment and narrative around this issue well. Above all, this yet again reminds us of the need to work hard to diversify South Africa’s export markets to growing regions such as Asia and the Middle East. But export diversification must be framed correctly; it is not a replacement for the U.S., EU, UK, Africa, and other markets. These remain key, and we must work to retain our access to them. --Wandile
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On top of the world ✨ #F1 #MexicoGP
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You can see Max and Lewis talking before lifting Kimi on their shoulder ❤️‍🩹 teapawt.net/lalamedias8/status/211…
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SOUTH AFRICA, MEET YOUR NEW TOP BILLING PRESENTER! 🌟🎉 From audience favourite to WINNER… HOMBA MAZALENI HAS DONE IT! ❤️ Congratulations, Homba! Welcome to the good life! 🥂 Thanks to our finalists, supporters and Lucky Fish! #TopBilling #TopBillingPresenterSearch
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Family izofika njani eNigeria?😔
Niyigeneration engafuni kusiwe ityala kulo tata womntana xa nimithi. Niyasilahla isintu💔
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Ayy Kaizer Chiefs fans🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LOL. GB News issued a live apology to Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland, but later deleted the entire show from YouTube to suppress the embarrassment. Share the full clip widely, people. #HarryAndMeghan @I_amMukhtar Carole Malone was threatened with a lawsuit unless she apologised.😂
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Exceptional cheeseboy music, it must be emphasised. I didn’t even know what Balmain was when Anatii said “lost a lot of weight just to fit in Balmain” but I felt that line. I wanted to lose weight as well and I weighed 57kgs at the time.
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Deeney: "Bayern have not been the same, what about the Bundesliga? They've been terrible." Bayern's four home results so far this season before playing Arsenal. Bundesliga: Stuttgart: 5-1 Union Berlin: 7-0 Leipzig: 6-1 UCL Bodo/Glimt: 5-0 Played 4, won 4, scored 23, conceded 2. Honestly, this is the analysis people who pay money for subscriptions get? There is no other team than Arsenal that could go away to Bayern, play really well, have a great game and come away with a deserved 2-2 draw and still get criticised. Just complete and utter waffle of the highest order.
"It was just a performance that left me confused... I thought it was a game Arsenal should win and that's a credit to Arsenal." @T_Deeney believes Arsenal could have given more to win the game 🗣️
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Bayern have been excellent at home this season in the Bundesliga. Here are their results before the game against Arsenal. Bayern at home in the Bundesliga: v Stuttgart 5-1 v Union Berlin 7-0 v RB Leipzig 6-1 UCL: v Bodø/Glimt 5-0 23 goals scored and 2 goals conceded. fcbayern.com/de/match-cente…
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Finding out Realizing
Kante what’s the difference between go realizer le go finder out?
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Trevor Noah is the greatest export we ever made, just listen to how he answered the “White Genocide” question on this interview, such a true patriot of the country. 🙌🏾🇿🇦.
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Wenzeni na uDumi?
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