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Andrew Applegate

@AndrewApplegate

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 Melrose, Massachusetts
Joined July 2009
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Melrose Athletics@MHSathletix5 Aug 2022
Bittersweet day as we say goodbye to SRO Applegate & wish him well in his next chapter! Officer Applegate walked out the doors with the last Jr Police Academy of the summer, a program he created & organized. A friend to all, he truly believes in community! THANK YOU!#MelrosePS
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer24 Jun 2020
this is how the news should be. no headline. no context. you fuckin fugure it out
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@latimes24 Jun 2020
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee17 Feb 2020
Justice Department Condemns Trump For Pardoning The Hamburglar buff.ly/2SVOWpd
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Um, the people of Puerto Rico are carrying a guillotine to the Governor’s mansion right now.
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Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze22 Jan 2020
Are we sure that was his real wish?
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@ABC7NY22 Jan 2020
Terminally ill dog fulfills bucket list, becomes police K-9 for a day 7ny.tv/36bTxrW
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zzz@ChrisCaesar17 Jan 2020
hearing reports now that Bernie said something VERY rude to a man who unfortunately spilled baked beans on himself during a packed showing of the film "Cars 2"
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Andrew Snyder
@Andrewnsnyder15 Sep 2019
When I get ads on my phone for something I just talked about but have never looked up.
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Happy Birthday Regis, a truly special man!
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Chad Prather
@WatchChad10 Aug 2019
If you’re surprised Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, just imagine how surprised HE was.
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Jesse Singal
@jessesingal27 Jul 2019
BREAKING:
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@BusinessInsider27 Jul 2019
Thanks to the Panama Canal, ships no longer have to travel all the way around the tip of South America

This amazing time-lapse shows how ships get through the Panama Canal

A video released from the US Coast Guard shows how one of its vessels travels through the Panama Canal.

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As seen from Marine One tonight, the @AirAndSpace Museum has brought the Saturn V rocket back to life on the Washington Monument🚀🌘👨‍🚀 More information here: airandspace.si.edu/go-for-th… #Apollo50
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Your headline is not factual and there are multiple inaccuracies in this reporting. Follow authorized city accounts for up to date information on #Barry – at New Orleans, LA
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@washingtonpost12 Jul 2019
Anxiety grips New Orleans as residents flee the city, bracing for heavy rain and hurricane-force winds wapo.st/2NUW1qE
Anxiety grips New Orleans as some residents flee city, others brace for heavy rain and winds

Anxiety grips New Orleans as some residents flee city, others brace for heavy rain and winds

Despite $14 billion in flood-mitigation efforts after Hurricane Katrina, “We see this storm as a threat,” said acting DHS secretary Kevin McAleenan.

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Official Instructions. #MadeInChina
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Eating ice cream from a cone is for sloppy, disgusting animals.
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@mental_floss1 Jul 2019
The Easiest Way to Plug a Dripping Ice Cream Cone — bit.ly/2LwWI6I
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Julie Borowski
@JulieBorowski20 Jun 2019
Freedom is cool and all, but how is it legal to name your child Marijuana Pepsi?
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ClickHole
@ClickHole1 Jun 2019
People Are Finding Suits Of Armor Washed Up On The Beach. Here’s Why Taking Them Home Is A Big Mistake. clckhl.co/yIrxnhz
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Brit Hume
@brithume21 Apr 2019
If Americans are going to pronounce the Paris Cathedral “Notra Dom,” should we not also pronounce the city “Paree?”
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PatriotHole@PatriotHole11 Apr 2019
It’s Time For All True Patriots To Commandeer Fishing Boats To Rescue Julian Assange The Clever Elf And Bring Him To Feast At Golden Corral trib.al/r0yWiuy
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ClickHole
@ClickHole3 Apr 2019
Not A Good Sign: This Zookeeper Is Hauling Ass
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan24 Mar 2019
I’ve got a feeling President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ will have this screen-grab framed for the Oval Office wall.
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