Andrew Butler

Teamwork

I called the aRSPCA hotline to tell them I'd just found six badgers in a suitcase by the side of the road. "Are they moving?" asked the operator. "Not sure." I replied... "But that would explain the suitcase!"

Watching @UCI_cycling paracycling track racing. Ricardo Ten has just been described by the commentator as 'the express train from Spain.'

Dewsbury

I appear to be having it at the moment. Might annexe November at this rate. Sausages and lentils eh? Those crazy French.

USA USA USA?

Always a fan of the Joan Didion portraits by Julian Wasser

Jaunty

Well done, ball and shaft in one reply. Top work!

BBC News - Woman saved by CPR has 'another chance at life' bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq07…

Bob Redford?

I'll see you cruising Pigalle at night with your top down.

You know me well. Have you got the snacks ready for #aplaceinthesun ?

There's a guy who I see repeatedly, busses, in the city and so forth. Always smiles and says hello like an old friend. I have no idea how I know him. My partner doesn't either. We are both loath to talk with him in case our fraud is tumbled.

Bottles of wine?

Ahem...

The greatest tragedy of the family is the unlived lives of the parents. Carl Gustav Jung (AKA Jim Carey)

I'm sure we all remember buying kecks from M&S, and then reps from John Lewis and Debenhams would come knocking at your house, repeatedly, to see if you needed to buy more of the same from them. No? So why the feck does it happen when we buy stuff online?

Uppity