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Diehard fan of the New York Yankees, KNICKS FAN WHO CAN FINALLY DIE HAPPY, superfan of hot sauce NYC➡️Cornell➡️ESPN. All views & opinions are my own. He/him

Joined May 2013
Very excited to make my ESPN debut as a feature producer! 50 years ago the Pirates made history by fielding the first all-Black and Latino lineup in MLB history and we had a great discussion with @clintonyates & 3 of the surviving members of that team youtube.com/watch?v=e_efCiQ1…
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There was really a time when the Jags were coached by Urban Meyer and Trevor Lawrence's weapons were Tim Tebow and Tavon Austin
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Luka Doncic waved off every screen in the last minutes, called Dyson Daniels a bitch, took it all the way to the rim for a tough layup, then went right back to calling Dyson Daniels a bitch again. Best player in the world.
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the kids will never understand how lit 25c or even 50c wing night with the boys was in college
Before: Wings were 25 cents each for MNF Now: Wings are $20 for a Dozen Before: Beers were $2.50 Drafts for MNF Now: Beers are $8 for a Bud Light Before: Bar Open til Midnight Now: Bar closes at 10pm Those are 3 of the main reasons
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“I don’t know if my grandma would like that” is gonna appeal to Gen Z a lot.
New DC Studios boss Jeremy Latcham says his approach to superhero movies is to consider whether they would appeal to regular families outside Hollywood. “I don’t know if my grandma would like that” became a guiding principle during his time at Marvel Studios. (Via: comicbookmovie.com/dc-studio…)
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Warner Bros is washed for a generation, I'm never forgiving Gavin Newsom for personally getting this odious merger over the finish line teapawt.net/DiscussingFilm/status/…
James Gunn and Peter Safran found out that they were no longer going to be running DC Studios this past Friday. Skydance co-CEOs David Ellison and Ynon Kreiz broke the news to them in person. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Justin Jefferson should be given a gun and diplomatic immunity at halftime
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that he has not committed a felony offense speaks volumes about his great character
Justin Jefferson is standing all by himself. Looks like he's seething.
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I will die on the hill that the PAC-12 dissolving was the final nail in the collapse of college football. Texas/Oklahoma moving to the SEC was a non issue in the long term. Breaking up the PAC-12 irrevocably broke the balance of leagues.
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Getting sentenced my a MF in a George Washington wig makes this even better.
😬 Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years and 6 months in prison.
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When I was 20, BDubs had $0.25 wings and $2 tall domestic drafts on Monday night. For about $10 I could have a few brews and fill my stomach while watching football. Same meal costs $50 plus tip now. No thanks, I'll stay home.
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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One year ago today, November 10, 2025, Brian Daboll was fired.
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I’m once again asking how bad the behavior has to be for Nick Saban to say I’d rather risk losing a natty than deal with this person for another 9 days
Picked this out while watching the Saban documentary recently. Here’s current #LSU OC Charlie Weis Jr. and Sark in the same booth in the 2016 season at Alabama. Both served as analysts on the staff before Sark replaced Lane Kiffin as the OC for the title game.
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to engage in extramarital affairs and have a disastrous fall from grace only to come back with a vengeance reporting for a gambling site, so yeah she’s a big inspiration to me
This Dianna Russini quote is like shitting your pants and bragging about how good you’ve gotten at doing laundry
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James Gunn sat Henry Cavill down like two men and told him that they were moving on. No lies, no deception, no bullshit, all respect. David Ellison on the other hand lied straight to their faces for months, screwed over the entire DC fandom and implanted a conservative Christian yes-man. They are not the same situations and you know it.
Replying to @BlackMajikMan90
When Gunn did it to Cavill what was your reaction?
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I’m not joking about Armie Hammer Batman btw. Ellison is effectively launching a right wing takeover of all WB/Paramount properties lol
yall getting the Gunn jokes off as if Ellison’s Nazi regime isn’t cancelling Batman 3 in the next couple months lol. Gunn was basically the main defender for Reeves taking so long with the sequel. enjoy Dean Cain Superman and Armie Hammer Batman
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we never seeing a deal above 50% ever again
Get these 10%, 15% , 25% Black Friday “deals” out of my face
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Superman (2025) saw a Netanyahu stand-in get dropped to his death, you will never see anything as politically aware as that ever again from DC. Just safe, centrist slop from now on.
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Because they used to have $1 drafts and .25 wings
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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#LetEmKnow your team is ass. You let Grayson Allen fry yall asses up today. Stop tweeting this goofy shit.
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