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Nah man, I’ve spent winters in Minnesota, Ohio, and NY, but the first time that I was in Chicago in December, I was cold in a way that I didn’t think was possible.
Chicago is a fantastic city...one of the top 5 I've enjoyed.
But there is nothing that we'll convince me NY ever FEELS as cold as when the wind comes off that lake and punches you in the face.
First wear today.
Stepped in 💩 and a tourist ran over my toe with his suitcase before I even digested breakfast.
Did you know, @nike?
DID YOU KNOW!!?!!
Times like this, I wish I worked for Indeed or Monster, because I’d be tagging Ten Haag in job posts for cheap engagement.
This why I don’t wanna watch college ball anymore. I’m old enough to be these kids dad, and it feels strange being mad a 17 year old dropped a ball.
I need to live vicariously through adults!
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One could argue there are more crypto scams than genuine crypto benefits.
Not saying that's the case, but there's an argument to be made. Anyway, this is yet another scam and this account has been hacked.
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I don’t know the name of a single continental ref.
England decided I should know all of their officials and there’s only one way to make that happen.
British refereeing should be a dissertation topic.
I need 30,000 words to understand how this keeps happening.
I don’t know where exactly I stopped rooting for Harper from Industry, but it came so quickly I don’t remember liking her.











