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The Andromeda Galaxy

@AndromedaArea

Far superior to the Milky Way Galaxy.

 I am the location.
Joined June 2021
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Me assaulting a woman on the fine evening of October 27th 2026 after she tries hittin me with that dollarstore peppa spray (should've bought a gun dumbass)
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The concept of the WORLD GOVERNMENT giving the KING OF THE WORLD, saint Nerona IMU a bounty…
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Fotachu - AR GUY (@FotachuARGUY) profile pictureFotachu - AR GUY
@FotachuARGUYNov 7
#ONEPIECE1199 ONE PIECE BOUNTY REVEALS - LUFFY AND IMU 🔥🔥🔥
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Everything’s not all hunky dory now huh you dumb fish
Bia (@filoverso) profile pictureBia
@filoversoNov 7
não mostre esse vídeo a uma criança
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My favorite ship dynamic
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🥖 Washen 🦈 (@Washen_D) profile picture🥖 Washen 🦈@Washen_DNov 6
my favorite ship dynamic
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Can dumbasses stop matching if they’re not into you?
K9s_NA (@K9s_NA) profile pictureK9s_NA@K9s_NANov 7
Can a man explain why this guy from Hinge unmatched me after my anime rizz…?
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What if they're all long because nika permanently stretched them? then they reproduced to have long babies
👻 (@TensaiLuckii) profile picture👻@TensaiLuckiiNov 8
You’ll never convince me this was just a throwaway gag. Tonjit hasn’t seen another human in 10 years, then he stares directly at Luffy and says this for literally no reason
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Boomers weren’t even fucking born by then who the fuck let yall get away with this?
BoomerGary1958 (@garyboomer58) profile pictureBoomerGary1958
@garyboomer58Nov 8
Kids like to hate on boomers but we literally won WW2 If not for us, you’d be speaking German right now You’re welcome
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WW2 was won by the Greatest Generation (people born from 1901 to 1927) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatest_…
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They’re children until its time to talk about what they did wrong
lizzy 🌸 (@lizzyflanagan) profile picturelizzy 🌸@lizzyflanaganNov 7
Idk if you’d count middle school as little boys but they’re making ai porn of their teachers now
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Slicing open a pregnant woman belly for a crisp 5 dollar
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The prince vs the frog
Ye (@_youngcapalot) profile pictureYe
@_youngcapalotNov 6
Who looks better sanji or the so called best looking character in jjk
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Never seen gojo get so brutally looksmogged before
Ye (@_youngcapalot) profile pictureYe
@_youngcapalotNov 6
Who looks better sanji or the so called best looking character in jjk
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The answer is u btw
galaxiiii ☭🇰🇿🇮🇳 (@_galaxiiii_) profile picturegalaxiiii ☭🇰🇿🇮🇳@_galaxiiii_23h
Type of shit ur friends send you on the worst night of your life
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Yall all run into the same problem and won’t get together to save yall selves because you’re all autistic then wonder why others won’t extend the hand you refuse to extend to others
Yugami (@YugamiSekaiP) profile pictureYugami@YugamiSekaiP23h
people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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Type of bullshit Whitebeard was doing in marineford.
stink-O (@Stinkysunstep) profile picturestink-O
@StinkysunstepNov 7
Minecraft was rewritten from scratch in Rust. So I folded the world up like paper
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Nigga I'd be dropping a fucking hadouken on this bitch before it ever got to the point of her feeling like this
1-FAM RADIO 🎧 (@1famradio) profile picture1-FAM RADIO 🎧@1famradioNov 7
Chicks love fxggots.
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India is like that monkey typewriter prompt but with human lives
TitanicJackX (@TitanicJackX) profile pictureTitanicJackX
@TitanicJackXNov 7
Please remember to wear your seatbelt at all times for safety. 😳😳😳 I wish I could have this kind of calm all the time.
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you look like an insecure girl posing for the first time without her friends in the photo he's mogging the fuck outta you.
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Carla (@Pinkcirla) profile pictureCarla@PinkcirlaNov 7
Ni tú tampoco de Calvin Klein, pringado.
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This niggas legs started doing figure 8's
Mr. Tribe🏝️ (@sheymanishere) profile pictureMr. Tribe🏝️
@sheymanishereNov 7
ngga faster than the average speed limit😭
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Why does getting caught working out in your room feel like getting caught jerking off?
‏ًً (@enletritas) profile picture‏ًً@enletritasNov 6
como se siente que te pillen haciendo ejercicio en tu habitación
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There is zero way to accurately describe what a boner feels like to someone that's never had a dick
𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 (@thenayvuiiiton) profile picture𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬
@thenayvuiiitonNov 7
Does having a boner feel like needing to poop but from the front? Please i need to know.
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It's closer to cloning yourself and having another you down there simultaneously as yourself but thats only part of it
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