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in the uk you can only access Youtube Kids if you are an adult
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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Criticáis a Jensen Huang porque le tenéis nvidia
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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My politics in 2020 My politics now
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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a phd
what do u do if u genuinely have no passion for anything no will to live and no desire to improve ur life
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perhaps, but ‘Boob’ features an aerial view, frontal view and sideview of breasts
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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AI companies be like: We are going to fund a UBI 🤗🤗. Or kill you 👉👈.
We’re committing a portion of Anthropic’s shares to the Anthropic Public Benefit Fund, a new wholly owned entity dedicated entirely to the public benefit. It will start off with 5% of our shares. For every 50% increase in the company’s value over a set baseline, we can contribute up to an extra 2%, subject to our board’s discretion. In total, this means that roughly 20% of Anthropic’s shares are committed to the public good. Our co-founders have already pledged to donate 80% of their equity, and around half our employees are donating a portion of their equity as part of a donation matching program we’ve run since our founding. In the post below, we share more details about our new fund. anthropic.com/news/public-be…
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[Talking to my daughters prom date with a shotgun on my lap] “If you don’t take good care of my daughter tonight I am going to kill myself”
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"Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low” is amazing Homer Logic
Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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¡Del norte al escritorio, pero siempre con el corazón por delante! ❤️ Ya está disponible #eltiny y va dedicado a todos ustedes, que nos han acompañado durante tantas décadas. Véanlo y nos cuentan qué les pareció 🔥
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everything is going to work out for you, beautiful Mexican girl
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Guy trying and failing to remember the famous Gil Scott-Heron song
TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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And when you go to the dance class, be sure to explain to everyone why you’re there in precisely these terms.
If it was a cooking class, or a dance class, sure Hell, a dance class is perfect. Women expect you to touch them and you can actually engage with them in ways that break the touch barrier without being weird. But yoga?
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(traveling back in time and witnessing a public execution) (whispering to a beautiful lass in the crowd) Oh nahhh they put his ass in the contraption!! Lmfao. (the blade falls and I am traumatized into silence for the rest of my life)
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