Breaking news: @andyburnham has solved the small boats crisis. It was Brexit all along. 🕵️
Let's check his homework.
In 2020 we were still in the EU's Dublin rules, and 8,466 people crossed the Channel. The rules he misses so much sent 263 people out of Britain in 2019 and brought 714 in. That's not a returns scheme. That's a revolving door.
His own party had a returns deal with France, and @UKLabour binned it on 30 September after about 1,500 removals. Less than a month later, he's on breakfast telly saying the trouble is we can't return people.
You're in charge now, Prime Minister. You can't blame the last lot, the EU and Brexit all at once. Well, you can. It's just not very convincing.
AI isn’t “coming for your job.”
It’s already quietly gutting the ones that never needed a pulse in the first place. And half the country is still busy crying about it like someone stole their participation trophy.
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This lady shouted abuse at me and then crashed her own car.
That’s what you might call instant karma!
England vs France is going to be the match of the World Cup… and we didn’t even need FIFA’s special Argentinian nephew treatment to make it happen.
Pure football, no nepotism required.
We See you lads 🇬🇧🇫🇷
(Argentina still crying about the draw? Bless.)
Let’s hope FIFA steps up and enforces its own rules here. A clear political statement like this on the pitch deserves proper consequences—player sanctions or match bans would send the right message.
The rules apply equally to everyone, including Argentina. Holding players accountable (perhaps sitting some out for the next match) could help everyone remember that football should stay about the game.
What do you think—will they act? 🤔
Apparently it’s that time of the year again… So to all my American friends - Have an awesome & safe day 🇺🇸🥳
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Moving home?
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