Andrew Carnegie

HOA PRESIDENT: “Your Honor, this homeowner is using his garage as an unauthorized warehouse. Delivery trucks come by almost every day, turning the neighborhood into a business district.” HOMEOWNER: “That’s not true. I work remotely as an IT consultant.” JUDGE: “Mr. Harris, why are delivery vehicles coming so often?” HOMEOWNER: “My employer sometimes sends me computer equipment. I don’t sell anything from home.” HOA PRESIDENT: “Last month, I counted fourteen deliveries.” HOMEOWNER: “My company was replacing equipment for the whole department.” JUDGE: “Do you have proof?” HOMEOWNER: “Yes, Your Honor. Here’s my employment contract and the shipment records.” The judge examined the documents. JUDGE: “This contract identifies you as a remote systems analyst and allows company equipment to be delivered to your home. Ms. Collins, did the HOA review these records before filing?” HOA PRESIDENT: “We shouldn’t have to investigate every excuse. The rules prohibit commercial activity that causes excessive traffic.”.....

Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

Hanson: [Zelenskyy] said he's not going to cede a single kilometer of Ukrainian territory. Morgan: Why should he? Hanson: Because it's already taken. Russia's had it for almost five years. He can't take it back... So we should continue to fund this meat grinder?