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Andy Humphreys

@AndyH55
 Chorley, Lancs U.K.
Joined May 2009
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#jeremyvineon5 A group of Apes should be called "a Commons" (or "a Parliament")!
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War Diary Day 365 Lots of tomatoes in Kyiv Brexit was a rare Russian victory
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lucy woods@LucyWoodslucy7023 Feb 2023
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lucy woods@LucyWoodslucy7022 Feb 2023
Daniel: I live in the Netherlands. We have too many tomatoes! We used to export them to the UK but it now takes a truck driver 77 hours of queueing to take tomatoes to the UK and all truck drivers simply refuse. So now we have cheap abundant tomatoes here in the Netherlands.
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And the Teacher was where? Disgraceful. Deserves 10 years locked away! 😠
Chris Hobbs (@obbsie) profile pictureChris Hobbs
@obbsie19 Jan 2023
Those kicks could have killed.
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By way of clarification, I should just explain that when I don’t wear a seatbelt it is “an error of judgement”, whereas when anyone else does it they are breaking the law and should be fined.
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On the plus side, if I'm forced out in disgrace after only a few weeks in the job, I'll still get the £115k a year for life that all former PMs get.
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Danny Baker@prodnose14 Oct 2022
Once more political commentators are filling columns with "the runners and riders" for yet another government position. Why bother? It's the whole stable that's rotten. To the knackers yard with the lot of them. #GeneralElectionNow
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Pure class!!! 🤪
Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) profile pictureLewis Goodall
@lewis_goodall14 Oct 2022
Reports that Kwasi Kwarteng is to be sacked. Would be our fourth shortest serving Chancellor in history. Would mean the UK has had four chancellors since July. In the middle of a cost of living crisis.
Why would CNN announce Kwasi's sacking before UK sources?! cnn.it/3MxJzbh
The NHS is not failing; it is being deliberately failed by this government.
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@CountBinface13 Oct 2022
Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.
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Apparently, Kwasi tried to bring some overly ripe tomatoes through customs - to make a salad!
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@JeremyVineOn514 Oct 2022
Can a 70p iceberg lettuce outlast Liz Truss as prime minister?
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These changes, to Adlington et al, are ridiculous!
Liz Hardwick (@Tech_Geek_Girl) profile pictureLiz Hardwick@Tech_Geek_Girl14 Mar 2022
Love living in #Chorley? You might not do for much longer! Just found out about the potential boundary changes via @Cllr_MargaretF Make sure you share your opinions here... bcereviews.org.uk/?fbclid=Iw… Please share! @guardianchorley @Chorleybabe @UniqueLadiesNW @LindsayHoyle_MP
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On 26 August wholesale gas cost 702p per therm Today, wholesale gas costs 296p per therm. No wonder gas corp profits are up 411%.
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How do Pensioners 'go on strike? [Asking for a friend].
#CPC22 #ConservativePartyconference
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Hopefully our announcement about the U-turn will distract from the news that we are making £18bn worth of cuts to public services by not giving any inflationary pay rises. #CPC22 #Uturn
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Here I am getting ready to throw Kwasi Kwarteng under this little beauty. #CPC22 #UTurn
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We get it. We have listened. Right, now can we get back to trashing the economy, enriching our mates and throwing millions into poverty? #CPC22 #Uturn
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