Why would I want to be #MLB commissioner when there are so many teams that need to be taken from mediocrity to the basement?
Look at the #Orioles. I didn't spend, constantly lowered expectations and made Peter a ton of $. Fans and the media still adore me.
The #Mariners should have consulted with me before Cano. What are they thinking - spending and raising expectations? Franchise suicide.
I do miss this time of year, when I got to kick back and relax and percolate until January or February.
If any GM wants to know how to continuously lower the expectations of your fanbase while still being adored, give me a call.
Relax #Cubs fans, there's no truth to the rumor that I'm coming back, though I did show you could get similar results for less.
It was going to be hard to find a replacement for Derrek Lee, but Cuddyer just shot to the top of my list. A pitcher and a hitter. #Orioles
Sign me up! RT @ProspectInsider Michael Cuddyer is increasing his trade value this week by pitching the eighth inning in Arlington. #Orioles
So there's your international effort #Orioles fans. As you can see it's not worth going down that road.
After all that talk about the lack of international signings I tried to get Chapman for Guthrie from Jocketty. He laughed at me. #Orioles
I'll let my followers in on that secret I wasn't going to tell @masnSteve. We are going after pitching. #needtonsofarms