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Lucifer Hummingbird

@AndyRanting

Techie computer nerd, IT Systems Support. Fuck off with your fragile feelings.

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Joined August 2010
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@Boogie298831 Jan 2023
All you all mad at MrBeast know that you wouldn’t use that kind of money to help people. You would use it to buy a yacht and bang 24-year-olds like Leonardo DiCaprio does.
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Brent Spiner
@BrentSpiner15 Nov 2022
Very disappointed to have been fired from Twitter today. Especially since I’ve never worked there.
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Laurence Fox
@LozzaFox20 Oct 2022
Define "Woman"
Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) profile pictureKeir Starmer
@Keir_Starmer20 Oct 2022
Britain can’t afford the Tories’ chaos. My Labour government will provide the stability and leadership needed. For our economy. For growth. For working people. General Election, now.
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits23 Aug 2022
When you go to London and get charged £14 for a pint.
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Vaskange@Vaskange26 Jul 2022
The original video of my artwork here. Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!
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John Bull@garius6 Jul 2022
LOL at the idea we had a functioning government BEFORE this.
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Jonathan Calder@lordbonkers6 Jul 2022
Replying to @RobDotHutton @ProfTimBale
I said that two months before he became PM. teapawt.net/lordbonkers/status/113…
Jonathan Calder (@lordbonkers) profile pictureJonathan Calder@lordbonkers25 May 2019
I suspect a Boris Johnson premiership will not end with him in tears outside no. 10, but rather with him running down Whitehall in polka dot boxer shorts pursued by an angry mob.
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deor
@Deor1 Apr 2022
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.
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Alex Yousif@LibMarx9312 Mar 2022
Yeah, imagine if a capital city of world-historical importance was bombed into ruins by a superpower engaged in an illegal war of aggression. Like Baghdad, say?
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) profile pictureALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret12 Mar 2022
Makes you think.
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Allison Pearson
@AllisonPearson1 Mar 2022
Er, London isn’t well prepared for snow ..
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The Ukrainian Ambassador on Sophie Raworth today, This kind of ruins Labours lie about Liz Truss and Priti Patel not bringing in refugees from Ukraine, They'll have to try something else
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*cough laughs*
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Alex Macheras
@AlexInAir26 Feb 2022
Finland’s airspace closure would be significant. Not only would it extend the ‘wall’ and make it even harder for Russia to fly into/over Europe (much longer flight times, extra fuel, etc) but the Finns would make this decision knowing full well Russia *will* retaliate.
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The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex26 Feb 2022
BREAKING: Elon Musk's Starlink system is now providing satellite internet services in Ukraine
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Will@WMcHBg26 Feb 2022
Waking Japan up probably wasn’t the smartest Russian move tbh
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindex26 Feb 2022
BREAKING: The Japan Times reports a Japanese-owned cargo ship was hit by a 'missile' off Ukraine's coast
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Trumpton
@Trump_ton26 Feb 2022
The people who treat Novak Djokovic as a hero because he's scared of needles need to look up "hero" in the dictionary
TSN (@TSN_Sports) profile pictureTSN
@TSN_Sports25 Feb 2022
Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writes "No war please" on the camera following his advancement to the final in Dubai.
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Daniel Hannan
@DanielJHannan26 Feb 2022
Completely untrue. But more than 40k “likes” because blue heart, “hatred of Brexit” etc. The determination of FBPE Twitter to twist even the Ukrainian tragedy into an attack on their own country is no longer surprising; but it is still disgusting.
Chris Hoar (@chrishoar) profile pictureChris Hoar@chrishoar25 Feb 2022
Downing street lit up in Ukrainian colours whilst suspending visa's for Ukrainian nationals. If you want a real example of "virtue signaling" that is it!
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Will@WMcHBg24 Feb 2022
The UK is about the only ally Ukraine has which is actually behaving like one at this point. The response from Germany, France, Italy, Spain, Turkey has been pathetic.
Dmytro Kuleba (@DmytroKuleba) profile pictureDmytro Kuleba
@DmytroKuleba24 Feb 2022
First-ever 2+2 call of two top diplomats + two defense ministers of Ukraine and the United Kingdom. Topics: sanctions and weapons. London works very intensively on both. The UK believes in Ukraine and our victory over the aggressor.
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Will@WMcHBg24 Feb 2022
“Because if we can’t wire them the ransom money for the gas, I’m fucked” Germany. So consumed by being a big deal within the EU, that it allowed itself to sleepwalk into being a global-stage clown act.
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@Reuters24 Feb 2022
Russia should not be cut off from SWIFT at the moment - Germany's Scholz reut.rs/3Ijv08h
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@NoContextBrits24 Feb 2022
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