Currently: @utaustin Occasionally: @texasmonthly One Upon A Time: KGSR/ACL Radio, @esquire (2002-2016). All Opinions Are Mine Alone.

Austin, Texas
Joined March 2009
Apple Maps fancied up two dozen Austin landmarks for its new 3D city search and the only surprise is how lame the choices are. The Paramount looks great, but two BBQ places and not Franklin? No Antone’s, ACL Live or Willie and Stevie statues either. Weak and didn’t have to be.
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Thanks to @AlexDriggars I stand corrected. Showed me a blank box first few times but Franklin is definitely there in full 3d treatment:
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Seems weird this has only four likes and three RTs after an hour. Isn’t a prominent Paxton backer publicly endorsing Talarico the kind of country-over-party move McConaughey was talking about? Or is that only lauded when nobody actually picks a side?
I don’t put my name behind just anyone. 🇺🇸 I sat down with James Talarico and heard balanced, honest answers on security, the economy, and issues facing Texas families. That’s why I support @jamestalarico for U.S. Senate. Election Day is Nov. 3. Make your plan to vote. 🗳️
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Also, @LoewyLawFirm is laughably silent. Where the “something is happening” RT? Maybe he needs McConaughey to explain that country over party also applies to competing billboard lawyers?
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Andy Langer retweeted
"YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING just won best picture!" "What did?" "You can see everything" "I know i can but I'm asking which one won" "I'm telling you, you can see everything!"
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Andy Langer retweeted
I had no idea Matthew McConaughey was this fucking stupid. This woman has a few choice words for him.
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This man has an entire subsection on his Wikipedia page titled "Relationships with underage girls"
Nugent: We could eliminate the Democrat Party. That's the goal. They're not Democrats, they're Communists! I want them out of here!
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Temu DOGE cheerleader thinks I'm a party guy? That's a first.
Lol a Party loyalist doesn't like McConaughey's message about political independence.
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Who had Matthew McConaughey committing reputational seppuku as the October Surprise? Somehow day two is going even worse than day one.
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Andy Langer retweeted
At my theater’s first showing of You Can See Everything and now I know how it feels to be an Austrian noble in 1808 going to see Beethovens 5th
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“I already have a religion and I already have a sports team” is a banger.
Replying to @jamestalarico
@JamesTalarico: I am not running for the U.S. Senate to represent New York or California. I'm not running for the U.S. Senate to represent the Democratic Party. I am running for Senate to represent all 31 million Texans, and I will always do what's best for Texas, even if that means standing up to my own party. If the Democratic Party is going after the good-paying oil and gas jobs here in Texas, I'm going to stand up against them. I was able to pass 60 bipartisan bills during my time in the legislature, and the only way I could pass those bills is by working with Republicans. I'm a proud Texas Democrat, but I already have a religion and I already have a sports team. You can look at my record in the legislature and see that I always did what was best for my district, even if it meant pissing off my own party, and that's exactly what I'm going to do in the U.S. Senate.
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Andy Langer retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Curious to see how serious the supporters groups are about this. Because the reality of the situation is the club is not going to say or do anything about this. They have nothing to do with ICE enforcement in the city and regarding the T-shirt thing, they have to follow league protocol: it’s literally in the fan code of conduct to ban political signage, or T-shirts going one way or the other. A man was kicked out of of STL game for wearing a MAGA hat. Refugees welcome signs were taken down at Toronto FC. Austin FC is not going to make this public statement or policy declaration you want them to. Either you’ll drop it and come back, or you can choose to be done. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when Austin FC is actually good again.
Austin FC supporters section walks out in response to a fan with an abolish ICE shirt being kicked out of a previous match by security. This comes weeks after ICE shot Venezuelan national Wilber Rafael Garces Perez during a traffic stop.
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Andy Langer retweeted
starting a campaign to move the formula one races to zilker park
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I'm on the @aclfestival Bonus Tracks stage with Aaron Franklin today at 1:30pm
Happy Day 2 😎 Another great day coming your way!
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Right now, backstage at @aclfestival - @jamestalarico proof of life. Charli’s special guest?
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Two stations are set up at @aclfestival entrance with free bandanas:
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