Lelo. Cover 📸: @festolang

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2011
Sample statement when you are arrested, whether the police deny you legal representation or not. “My name is XYZ of ID No. 12345. I have nothing to say in connection to this matter. Signed, XYZ.” You have no obligation to say anything to the police when arrested.
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Elections in the land of the free are pure comedy.
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Reading this you will not know that Nyanza has in its voter demographic: Abakuria, Abasuba, Abaluyha, Agikuyu, Somali ( including the MP of the constituency in which this picture was taken), Abagusii, Akamba, Ameru, Indians, yaani hata nachoka. Tembeeni Kenya please.
Nyanza is a Unique voting block. When Luo support something, they support it wholeheartedly. When they reject something, they reject it wholeheartedly. A happy Luo is even capable of gifting you his wife, while an angry Luo capable of using a nuclear weapon to get rid of a rat in his house. President @WilliamsRuto rewarded them with CS Posts. Ruto honoured not just them but also the Enigma, Baba. Luo are now happy with President William Ruto. They are now ready to repay GOOD with GOOD. Just like a bride, the community has accepted President William Ruto's future Proposal. The bride is the definition of ‘through thick and thinpp’. Not even teargas has stopped their determination! The community is even willing to fundraise for their Dowry ikiwa Ruto hana pesa ya mahari. They are even willing to foot all wedding expenses, Ruto akuje tu kuvalishwa pete siku ya harusi. The new bride is giving Mt Kenya sleepless nights. Time for Mt Kenya region to smell the coffee and learn a thing or two from the new Bride.
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Replying to @AngawaEA
Counsel, authoritarian modernisation only sees numbers and metrics, never land owners, never people, never customary law communities.
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Spare us the manufactured rage please.
Luo Nyanza Tugeges are worse than 'Mrima'.
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Kisumu city is definitely not a “rural” area.
Why we need proper civic education in all rural areas. What blind worship of a charlatan that killed protesters is this 🤦🤮🤮🤮🤮
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That's why schooling is a contradiction in Kenya. Kenyans want it. GoK doesn't, but it can't say that out loud. So they keep inventing new gates to block Kenyans from accessing school. Those of us who have been to school need to stop being cowards and talk about this.
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As early as the 1970s, the government and their imperialist godfathers were already saying educated people were too many in Kenya. Of course they didn't put it that way. They called it being concerned about "educated unemployment."
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You insult our people, Ike. 200k is small money. The people were real not fake and they ate very well, I witnessed the feeding in Migori town. Gima yuthe ochamo ok olal. Ang’o migoyone uwii, owadwa? Hawataletewa Maendeleo, mbona kelele wakila walicholetewa? Dhi mos 😂
On Monday at the OP, a powerful PS from Luo Nyanza chaired a meeting of luo MPs which went past 9 pm and they were given kshs 200,000 for mobilization ahead of President Ruto’s visit. The people who came out to welcome the President were hired by taxpayers money. FAKE.
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Foolish cowards.
Exactly. GoK is used to the 60s when most of the people who went to school worked in government. Now most of the people who went to school are outside government. GoK can't adjust to an informed citizenry, so what does it do? Block the door to schooling. It's so childish.
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Really painful to see thousands of figures quoted here as beneficiaries of Lower Kuja in Nyatike when the reality is different on the ground. Even the owners of the land who were evicted to make way for the project are still begging for compensation in the corridors of justice!
DAY 1 of President @WilliamsRuto's Nyanza Development Tour. #DeliveringThePlan
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“He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch.” — Jean-Luc Godard
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Looking for referral for a doctor in Kenya who is handling lung and heart vaccine injury in covid vaccinated patients to help my family member. If you know one please DM. I will be most grateful.
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The Law Society of Kenya’s representative to the IEBC Selection Panel is also hidden like nuclear launch codes. The LSK is highly compromised and should stop dancing on the graves of Kenyans who died during the protests.
As you continue to tweet, remember that IEBC is yet to be reconstituted. We cannot recall anyone! #RutoMustGo
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It is corporates that ensure corruption never dies. Toyota, Isuzu, Safaricom, Insurance Companies, Hotels and Resorts, the list is endless.
Replying to @alexmwanzo
Isn't it strange that when new cars come out, it is always the government that is first to purchase them? In a country with an economy that is basically teetering on the edge of collapse?
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The mind cannot study what the heart will not allow.
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Yaani all three arms of Government of Kenya gave a middle finger to Katiba Day yesterday 😂😂
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