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god told me you catch me if I clipped my wings

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Joined February 2015
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“I mourn hooded eyes” “Upper bleph” “She’s not the same”
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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Barbara threw that wig in the air and ran under it before going non-verbal
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Rewatching: Night of the Living Dead (1968)
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Nonverbal* lol
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Rewatching: Night of the Living Dead (1968)
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The parking lot of falling and cracked eggs
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Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends
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interesting
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Jack off all trades masturbate to none
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Just finished The Sopranos, feeling extra existential because things were so different when I started the show last year… but life isn’t a “big nothing,” unless you want it to be
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Wait why did Anthropic steal Kurt Vonnegut’s iconic cartoon butthole for their logo
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Artificial Intelligence company Anthropic recorded a $80 BILLION net loss in the first half of 2026
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Brought my monstera in and she brought someone too
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@ amanda seyfried
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Leaving key details out of a meta narrative on perception/truth was my only complaint. Maybe it helped with the story telling, especially since it’s sparked discussions. Buttt you can still explore so much while being real about her fraud lol (movie was still good asf)
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The movie is amazing but this is also true
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the messy girls in middle school asking u if you’re gay
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If they’re innocent and did nothing wrong why is Cornell dismantling the fraternities
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Greek life is effectively over at Cornell due to Lucy Craig falsely accusing 7 fraternity members of gang rape. The university is restricting every fraternity activity short of banning them, with a future additional screw-up effectively sealing their fate. Follow: @AFpost
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Turns out I’m not getting tested for cannabis
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How it feels to grow up as a gay teenager in a small town
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seeing cooking as a chore is a sign of a bad person.
Steely Liz (@TotesLiz) profile pictureSteely Liz@TotesLizOct 6
I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it’s “cheaper” eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I’m not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be “cheaper” in the long run. But you’re eating like a dog.
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This was peak but unfortunately Ryan Murphy took this and the cattiness in Coven and incorrectly surmised the secret sauce was a spooky glee rip off and it mutated from there
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