The joke that never got to take off
Replying to @AngeloCalamitas @GunsRequip
» surprise; this was easier than she thought! She thought for a couple seconds before pressing it in right above her left hipbone.
Suddenly, she dropped the stamp to the ground and grasped at her skin, in pain.
“OW! Ow ow OW! What is that thing!? It burns!”
“I know you’re smiling in there, whack job.” She sighed and pulled out a box
Of Wheat Thins™️
“You really wanna use up your energy asking me rhetorical questions? As if I’d release you from our little contract when I, you know, won fair and square.”
Now SHE’S smiling.
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For the love of —
“Lucifer. How nice to… chat with you again.
You’re a pain in my ass, you know that!? You really -chap- my ass. Like, really.”
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