Miami Cuban. Handsome. Domer Lawyer of a Certain Threshold. I Get The Show. #Arsenal

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Crystal Palace needs to get the f*ck off their pitch. We have a trophy to lift. #Arsenal
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Quick question for @hockeyTracker_ users. Just bought an Apple Watch and used HT for the first time tonight. It recorded all my basic stats. If I upgrade to pro, will I get the expanded stats for the game I just played?
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⚾️🤝🏀 Cross-Sport Parlay We cashed on Sunday, let’s cash again tonight! ❤️ Show some love if you tail!
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Good call on the LBJ re-rank. Even though escalating the Vietnam War will forever keep him out of the Top 3, his domestic performance is more underrated than ever.
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This tweet is dedicated to @JPLynskey
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OMG poor @JoyTaylorTalks Back to rooting for the Jets 😭😭😭
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We need @PabloTorre to find out about Pablo Torre. Maybe together with other people that share first and last names with star athletes. Michael (B) Jordan, Ben Simmons, etc.
Lewandowski scores off of a beautiful ball by Pablo Torre 👏
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I need to know if the teleprompter has Stevie’s speech running #DemConvention2024
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All I hear is @MichaelRyanRuiz’s Sean Connery impression
NEWS Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sought a meeting last week with Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to discuss the possibility of serving in her administration, perhaps as a Cabinet secretary, if he throws his support behind her campaign and she wins. Harris and her advisers have not responded with an offer to meet or shown interest in the proposal. Full Story: bit.ly/3X5zf15
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“I’m known for toe dexterity, not everyone is.” should be a @gregcote T-shirt. @LeBatardShow
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“OMG your mom hired you for a job too?” -@jessica_smetana (assassin)
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Clear handball, automatic red card
AGAINST ALL ODDS The #CANWNT advance at the 2024 Olympics! 🇨🇦 Despite having a -6 deficit to overcome, the Canadian woman are through to the knockout stage in the Olympic tournament #StriveForGreatness 🚀
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College boxing news! @CinephobePod. Not an NCAA thing, but Notre Dame is the only school outside of the military academies that has a student boxing tournament. Knute Rockne founded the boxing club 90 years ago for offseason training for the football team. Man ahead of his time
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Kai Havertz scores again!
Massive congratulations to Kai Havertz & his partner, Sophia, on their marriage during the week. 💍 Wishing both of you a lifetime of happiness! 🤍
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I can’t believe he joined Bayern Freaking Munich and still hasn’t won a single trophy.
Harry Kane has: Lost 2 Carabao Cup finals Lost the Champions League final Lost Euro 2020 final Lost the German Super Cup Lost the Bundesliga Lost Euros 2024 final The wait for a trophy goes on 💔
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Life-changing money for that young man and his family, congrats!!!
Bronny James has agreed to a four-year, $7.9 million deal with the Lakers, a league source told ESPN. Team option on the fourth year.
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If I have to endure a Celtics championship for the Panthers to win the Cup, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. #TimetoHunt
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“Asked for unreasonable compensation” is a dumb complaint that doesn’t belong in this list
These parents are idiots
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