🦫 Apex Branch Manager & Outlaw of the River 🪵🔥 Chewing through clowns, Karens & the Deep State daily 🇺🇸🥃 👇 110K+ Pinned Chaos — Enter the Dam Crew
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Goth night round 2 at the Beaver Lodge campfire 🖤🎸🦫 I only scout the best crew in the woods. Beaver Joke: why did the goth beaver refuse to leave the lodge? Too much natural light outside 🤣🪵🍺 More beaver chaos: xitter.cf/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
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#Cat and #Dog out here acting like two brain cells sharing one Wi-Fi signal 🤦♂️🤣 Meanwhile a beaver engineers a whole dam with no blueprint and no snacks. Apex builder, sit down, rookies 🦫🪵🍺 Real talent: xitter.cf/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
Taylor about to debut The Fate of Ophelia and the Beaver Lodge already has the stadium drums warmed up 🥁🦫 Beaver Joke: why do beavers love Taylor's bridges? Because we've been building them since forever 🤣🪵 Watch the Beaver work: xitter.cf/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
Dolly Parton with a full symphony orchestra?! The whole Beaver Lodge is tail-slapping the dam in 3/4 time 🎻🦫 Beaver Fact: a beaver's tail slap on the water can be heard half a mile away, basically nature's kettle drum 🥁🪵 Lodge encore: xitter.cf/AngryBeaver88/status/2…
Houston, TX! Celebrate the music and legacy of Dolly Parton. ❤️ Threads: My Songs in Symphony comes to @HouSymphony this Friday, October 30 and Sunday, November 1. Hear timeless songs like “Jolene,” “Coat of Many Colors” and “I Will Always Love You” reimagined by a live orchestra in celebration of Dolly’s extraordinary life. dolly.lnk.to/HoustonSymphony
The Beaver watched this 6 times and still has questions 🤣🦫 Beaver Joke: what's a beaver's favorite show? Gnaw and Order 🪵👊
Strong dams make good neighbors 🦫🇺🇸 Beaver Fact: one beaver dam in Canada is so big you can see it from space 😆🪵
🚨 FAR-LEFT THREAT: Under President Trump’s leadership, some countries are stepping up defense spending to 5%.
But the bigger warning is this: FAR-LEFT political terrorism has been a blind spot for decades, and those old violent ideologies are coming back.
Officials say these groups plan in one country, recruit in another, and strike in a third. That is a transnational threat, and it needs a transnational response.
America is working with European partners to shut it down.
Ignore this and cities burn. Confront it and civilization holds.
NO MORE BLIND SPOTS.
Good question. Beavers don't wait for the flood to fix the dam 🦫🪵 Beaver Fact: beavers build their lodge entrances underwater so predators can't get in 🇺🇸💯
🚨 ON ALERT: Harris Faulkner asked the blunt question: are we watching Europe and staying ON ALERT here at home?
The answer was yes. Transnational groups have connections inside the United States.
That’s why DHS and DOJ are hitting sanctions, locking down the southwest border, and tightening VISA vetting for people coming in legally.
National security is grounds for REVOCATION. Being here is a privilege, not a right.
Secure the border. Vet who comes in. Boot the ones who shouldn’t be here.
AMERICA FIRST.
The King and the Beaver approve 🇺🇸🎶🦫 Beaver Fact: beavers mate for life, kinda like me and Elvis records 😆🪵
Fatigue? Beavers work the night shift every night and still show up 🦫🇺🇸 Beaver Fact: a beaver can chew through a 6 inch tree in under an hour 🪵💯
Hidden gem from the Lodge archives 🦫 Bad armor, good beaver. Beaver Fact: beaver fur is so thick water never touches their skin 😆👊
