MANCHESTER, I WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM ANGRY TOWER. || || || Parody account and entirely fictitious, grrrrrr. || || || 'Feel the snarl.' - McrConfidential

Deansgate, ManchestGRAAAGH
Joined September 2013
Hello. My name is @FatRoland and I have been running the Angry Beetham account since, well, forever. It is sadly time to retire the account. All is explained in the link. SERIOUS? Yes, serious, Beethy. fatroland.blogspot.com/2023/…
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I'm so glad that the AB plushes were such a big hit, and thank you for the daft pictures. I never did get my own one. Still. I had the real thing, and I'm grateful to have had so much fun with it.
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Anyway. So long and thanks for all the laser smashes and boulder bashes. (Full explanation in the link in the first tweet.) GRRRRRR.
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ANYONE NEED EASTER EGGS BASHING WITH HAMMER?
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TOWER POWER. GRRRRRR.
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TRUMP TOWER, BEETHAM BULLDOZE YOU TO RUBBLE.
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RESULT FOR FINAL #SMASHURDAY. APRIL FOOL. BEETHAM DESTROY *YOU* FOR READING THIS TWEET. xitter.cf/AngryBeetham/status/16…
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
8%APRIL FOOL DAY
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15%TWITTER
121 votes • Final results
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
8%APRIL FOOL DAY
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YOU VOTE OR BE CRUSH BY BIG STRONG TOWER.
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
8%APRIL FOOL DAY
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PHOTO LIES MAKE BEETHAM LOOK SHORT. NOT MY FAULT CAMERA IS BROKE. GRRRRRR.
I think @AngryBeetham is a tiniest tower in universe. 🫶🏻
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LAST EVER #SMASHURDAY. WHO YOU WANT BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? REPLY WITH SUGGESTION AND ME MAKE POLL LATER TODAY. SERIOUS.
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BEETHAM IS BIGGEST SCARY MASSIVE TOWER. EVERYONE BEWARE.
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TOWER POWER. *WAGGLES LASERS*
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BEETHAM IS VERY DISAPPOINT IN HUMANS. TINY SMALL BRAIN AND WEEDY MUSCLES. ALSO NOT OBLONG LIKE ANGER TOWER, WHICH IS SUPER WEIRD.
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LOOK AT THIS IDIOT. NOT OBLONG AT ALL.
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SOME BUILDINGS TRY OBLONG, BUT GET CONFUSE.
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