US Army Veteran, VFW Life Member, trolling MAGA and Elon fans #smokefleet 🇺🇦 Parody
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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Russia is a filthy dictatorship.
Moscow authorities have installed listening devices in interactive school whiteboards.
The interactive boards contain an integrated module that, upon a command from a server, activates a microphone and secretly records what is happening in the classroom—without any notification whatsoever, reports "Mediazona."
It is further reported that the new software was installed between August and October 2026. Neither the staff nor the students were informed about it.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Russia's deteriorating fuel quality is now destroying their most expensive military aircraft, with Ukrainian intelligence citing this week's destroyed SU-57 aircraft in Akhubinsk that was engulfed in flames upon engine start-up.
Russia produces only 4 of this model per year, with 4 already destroyed in 2026.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Elon Musk took a $40,000 username from a guy who had owned it for 16 years.
He paid him absolutely nothing.
Not even a dollar.
Instead, he was offered a T-shirt and a tour of Twitter’s headquarters.
This is the story of Gene X. Hwang the first @X username
2007
- photographer from San Francisco
- co-founder of Orange Photography
- registers @x on Twitter
- keeps the username for 16 years
over the years
account grows to ~53,000 followers
receives offers of up to $40,000 for the handle
But he refuses to sell
2014
- hackers steal his x account
- Twitter helps him recover it
July 23, 2023
- Elon Musk announces Twitter will become X
- Gene is in Canada playing in a pinball tournament
He has no idea what’s coming
July 25, 2023
- Twitter officially becomes X
- the company wants x
- Gene receives an email from Twitter support
“Your user handle is affiliated with X Corp.”
his username is taken and gets a new one @x12345678998765
what X offers him
- company merchandise
- exclusive tour of X headquarters
- meeting with the management team
$0.
Gene even asks if he can have the old blue Twitter bird sign being removed from headquarters.
they say no.
October 2025
X launches its Handle Marketplace
rare usernames can cost $2,500 to over $1 MILLION
users must maintain a paid subscription
lose the subscription, potentially lose the handle
the same company that took x without paying its owner now charges people for access to rare usernames.
16 years building an identity.
$40,000 in offers rejected.
and all he got was an offer of merchandise and an office tour.
BROTHER.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
This is false and dangerous rhetoric from Mike Rogers: “The next generation of kids thinks it’s really cool to be against the Jews.”
No Mike, the next generation and my generation and the generations in between are against funding wars in the Middle East.
Mike and others do a great disservice to Jewish people when they imply that opposition to Netanyahu’s wars is equivalent to antisemitism.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Kelly: Trump went through life as a guy who avoided Vietnam. He didn’t want to serve. He doesn’t understand service. He’s intimidated by people who served.
So he wants to project this tough-guy image and just go around dropping bombs on things at every opportunity.
And I think with Hegseth, it’s something different. He seems to operate as a secretary of defense as you would expect a junior officer might. He cares about those kinds of things, how people look, beards, uniforms, gym shorts. And then, to project his tough-guy image, he runs around on a stage and talks about maximum lethality.
So I think you have insecurity in both of them for different reasons.
The result is dead Americans, a lot of dead Iranians, 800 injured Americans, tens of billions of dollars wasted. And what did the American people get out of this?
They got higher prices, and now they can’t afford to put gas in their car. And half of the country is having a hard time affording food because the president and the secretary of defense are clueless, have no idea what they’re doing.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
After Vucic’s election defeat, Serbia’s central bank revoked Alta Banka’s licence. Its owner, Vucic ally Davor Macura, reportedly took $383 million in cash from the vault. He twice tried to flee to Moscow.
The bank welcomed Russians in Serbia. It opened accounts with little proof of funds and accepted ruble transfers. Now its customers cannot access their money.
It recalls accounts of Yanukovych’s 2014 escape from Ukraine. An empty vault. And $1.5 billion in cash allegedly carried away. Same destination, familiar instincts.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
“the person agents were looking for had been dead for nine years.” No they weren’t looking for a dead guy. They just use the “looking for a suspect” to justify racial profiling
UPDATE: ICE officer Mario Morales has surrendered in Houston after being indicted on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Video captured Morales striking Miguel Parra Hernandez with his vehicle during an immigration enforcement operation.
Miguel was not the man ICE identified as its target. According to that man’s family, the person agents were looking for had been dead for nine years.
No badge puts an officer above the law. Immigration enforcement is not a license to harm.
Miguel Parra Hernandez and his family deserve justice.
🎥: @fox26houston
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
This horrible acting is from the owner of AT Publish and Printing who is a Dan Sullivan advocate.
He is just trying to get a media shot about confusion to support the DoJ’s claim.
A look of utter PANIC overtakes a Republican voter in Anchorage, Alaska, as he realizes that he may have voted for the wrong Dan Sullivan.
Democrats and their media allies insist there is no confusion among voters.
That’s just not true.
Watch this man’s facial expressions closely as it sets in that he may have cast his ballot for the spoiler candidate.
ALASKA VOTER: “I don’t remember seeing the other Dan Sullivan.”
“I totally forgot to look if there was two Dan Sullivans.”
NEWSNATION: “The two were together on the ballot.”
That’s when it starts to sink in.
ALASKA VOTER: “Yeah….”
NEWSNATION: “You didn’t notice that?”
ALASKA VOTER: “I just…I might be just having a brain freeze. But I don’t remember the second Dan Sullivan.”
How many others may have voted for the spoiler?
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
All of Kyiv is without water right now after a massive Russian attack last night.
While Trump is welcoming Russian diesel to our shores (thus funding these attacks) and Kushner and Witkoff are doing oil and gas deals with Putin's cronies.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
BREAKING: Google will turn off Search entirely for schools that opt out of its AI features, per The New York Times.
Schools can’t disable Google’s AI Overviews or AI Mode on their own. Now, if they reject AI, they lose Search altogether, per NYT
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Western officials have said British soldiers possibly deployed to Ukraine to enforce a ceasefire will be able to fire back at Russian forces is such an agreement was broken and Russia tried to restart hostilities.
Which would create an endless spiral of escalation…
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
"A GENUINELY TERRIBLE COVER STORY"
@Channel5iveNews went to the island in Albania Ivanka Trump & Kushner claim they walked barefoot on and fell in love with - not only does it not match the description, it isn't even the island they made the deal for for a luxury resort, and it has no roads or power, or even a dock.
Seems pretty clear they made a money-laundering deal with a known drug trafficker with the prime minister's blessing. Hence, hundreds of days of protests.
Full: youtu.be/MM7QGccszUU?si=pNrK…
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
🇺🇸JD Vance THEN: "Zohran Mamdani will destroy New York if he is elected as Mayor."
TODAY: Murders in NYC have reached the lowest level in recorded history under Mamdani, and JD Vance is taking the credit. Hilarious.
Zohran Mamdani is now the most popular leader all over the United States.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
British troops will be allowed to fire at Russian forces if attacked during multinational mission
trib.al/iAUAV69
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
In publicly stating that he’s cutting off aid to Israel, President Trump is attempting to set a narrative: whatever action Israel takes against Iran has nothing to do with the U.S. It gives us a political “out” if Israel targets civilian infrastructure or uses a nuclear weapon on Iran.
Unfortunately, Iran will not see it this way. Just as they’ve hit us when Israel has initiated attacks in the past, Iran will retaliate against us & our gulf partners if Israel engages in further acts of aggression.
The reality is that it’s going take more than a public statement to meaningfully restrain Israel, especially when that statement highlights the still-heavy influence Netanyahu has on these decisions.
Bibi, Israeli officials, & their American surrogates have known for some time now that the days of unconditional support from the U.S. are reaching an end, and have resorted to misdirection: get everyone focused on Trump ending the cash funding & weaponry provisions, while in the background shifting their own efforts to push the far more lucrative— but harder to detect— “partnership” that’s on the cusp of being codified into law within the NDAA.
If POTUS is genuinely serious about cutting off aid to Israel, he must demand that Congress remove all proposed programs that will give the Israeli defense & intelligence apparatuses unfettered access to our own defense & intelligence R&D.
Protect American interests, put Americans first.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
"As long as this war continues, their oil will burn...
...Our responses are tangible and accurate.”
- Zelensky 🇺🇦
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Justice Dept releases list of where it is sending 1,000 election monitors
Many, many, many are heavily Democratic districts:
Alabama
•Jefferson
•Montgomery
•Mobile
Alaska
•Anchorage
•Dillingham
•Kusilvak
Arizona
•Maricopa
•Pima
•Apache
•Navajo
Arkansas
•Pulaski
•Washington
California
•Los Angeles
•Alameda
•Sacramento
•San Diego
Colorado
•Adams
Connecticut
•New Haven
Delaware
•New Castle
Florida
•Leon
•Hillsborough
•Miami Dade
•Broward
•Palm Beach
Georgia
•Cobb
•DeKalb
•Fulton
•Gwinnett
•Chatham
•Bibb
Hawaii
•Honolulu
Idaho
•Ada
Illinois
•Chicago
•Cook
•Champaign
•Sangamon
•St. Clair
•Madison
Indiana
•Lake
•Marion
Iowa
•Linn
•Polk
Kansas
•Johnson
•Wyandotte
•Sedgwick
Kentucky
•Fayette
•Jefferson
Louisiana
•Orleans
•East Baton Rouge
•Lafayette
Maine
•Lewiston
•Portland
•South Portland
Maryland
•Prince Georges
Massachusetts
•Lowell
•Boston
Michigan
•Lansing
•E. Lansing
•Grand Rapids
•Flint
•Detroit
•Hamtramck
•Warren
•Dearborn
Minnesota
•Minneapolis
•Hennepin
•Ramsey
Mississippi
•Lafayette
•Hinds
Missouri
•St. Louis
•Jackson
•Clay
Montana
•Yellowstone
Nebraska
•Douglas
Nevada
•Clark
New Hampshire
•Manchester
•Nashua
New Jersey
•Middlesex
•Bergen
•Union
New Mexico
•Bernalillo
New York
•New York
•Westchester
•Kings
•Albany
•Erie
North Carolina
•Alamance
•Mecklenburg
•Wake
North Dakota
•Cass
Ohio
•Cuyahoga
•Franklin
•Medina
Oklahoma
•Muskogee
•Tulsa
•Oklahoma
Oregon
•Multnomah
Pennsylvania
•Philadelphia
•Allegheny
•Luzerne
•Lehigh
Rhode Island
•Pawtucket
South Carolina
•Charleston
South Dakota
•Minnehaha
Tennessee
•Davidson
•Knox
•Shelby
Texas
•Bexar
•Dallas
•Harris
•Waller
•Blanco
•Bowie
•Nueces
Utah
•Salt Lake
Vermont
•Burlington
Virginia
•Charlottesville
•Fairfax
•Prince William
•Virginia Beach
Washington
•King
•Yakima
West Virginia
•Kanawha
Wisconsin
•Madison
•Milwaukee
Wyoming
•Laramie County