TheAngryElectrician

I calibrate, therefor I am.

Let’s check it all. Let’s check it all. And let’s check it now. -Freddie Mercury, Head Electrician

Circuiting faster will not help me when the circuit plot is lost.

If you meet the production electrician in the road, kill him.

Lest y'all think I'm above fucking up. I dun goofed. This is all.

If you are an educator and don't teach students headset ettiquite we need to talk. Over headset, while I eat ramen.

You want me to type quieter? I want a head from a 6'1" Natalie Dormer clone. Guess we will both be disappointed tonight.

This is very important: Please follow @halfanonion and help a bisected bulb achieve more followers than the unstable man at the helm.

"It takes more than tech to make it work." Yeah, it does. Y'all just had 5 weeks in a room with actors and we get 5 days. Suck my left nut.

Going to dinner with my friends and our spouses. Well their spouses and my date. I mean mezcal . I'm just glad we are all doing well.

To everyone I have ever not listened to, then asked the question they just answered: I am sorry.

There is a goddamn lighting private. In addition to the ML private and spot private. STOP. FUCKING. GOSSIPING. ON. MY. CHANNEL.

"I'll roll in around 9:30." *at noon* "Or you know, whenever." #overit

I'm not saying you have to agree to these terms- the contract you signed says you have to.

Slap a purity seal on it and see if that appeases the Machine Spirit. #warhammerLX #vl1k

I could fix this. I know how to fix this. You are paying someone else to fix this. Aren't my shoes pretty?

I was always confused why designers are allowed to Darth Vader a headset by typing enrages them...