Gyarados

Brock got kicked off of #TheBachelorette before the episode even aired.

All of those #fireworks are just Magikarps evolving.

#nationalpetday Make sure to evolve your Magikarp

#HowToBeAGrownUp be strong enough to whip Pikachu's ass as a fish.

#myfavoriteplaceIn3Words Not Your Pokéball

MY DICK IS A #ForceofNature

#OffendEveryoneIn4Words Pikachu is not cute

#OffendEveryoneIn4Words BOTW CAN'T BEAT POKÉMON

#myfavoriteplaceIn3Words Lake of Rage

The only thing Magikarp evolves into is a badass motherfucker.

Pokemon trainers are athletes too. #nationalstudentathleteday

Without a red SnapBack, you're #Powerless

#InTimesLikeThese there'll be kids who grow up not knowing what Pokemon is.

Red Lobster

How I feel about my vacation coming up.